Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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funny new years eve pickup gone wrong

SikWitIt

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So i was on my way to my g/f house to pick her up, when my sister called an wanted me to buy 2 bag's of green apples (dont know why).

Ok so then i stoped by walmart an went an grabbed 2 bags of apples an since it was new years eve around 8pm their were alot of people, so i went into the express line an had maybe 6 people ahead of me.

Alright so here's the good part i get in the line an infront of me, is this HB 8 in a black dress an heel's lookin good so im standin in line thinking "hey i wonder if i still got it?"

So i was like wow the line is way up their i thought i was gonna get out of here already...She just turns slightly an nod's but doesnt say anything, ok so scratch that. I saw she just had a camera an i was like hey, you wanna let me cut infront of you?

She turn's and is like why?, all i have is a camera an im like yea so but i have 2 bags of apples an they arnt light you know..She then turns all the way around and is like yea well im pregnant...:eek: i was like o my bad im sorry you didnt look pregnant from back here she had a belly an everything. I felt like such a dumbass

Anyway i was like strike out..:trouble: She was like yea your a little late
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SikWitIt

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Derek Flint said:
When did you try to attempt a PU? :confused:
Uhhh she was pregnant?

I didnt even try after that it was like 2 min of convo
 

LA_Chico

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you could of picked up 2 fo tha price of 1 bro!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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HoneyHitter

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:crackup:
 

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SikWitIt said:
Uhhh she was pregnant?

I didnt even try after that it was like 2 min of convo
I don't understand the correlation between asking if you can cut in front of her, and attempting to pick her up as the title of this thread indicated. :confused:

Not trying to bust your balls, just doesn't seem like asking to cut in front of her has anything to do with PU, or even an attempt at it.
 
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