Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Funny: Man ludicrously blames Apple for his wife catching him communicating with prostitutes

Pierce Manhammer

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The truth is most people do not understand technology. Every now and then I teach someone keyboard shortcuts - simple things like tabbing, CTRL-A, CTRL-C, CTRL-V and other dopey things and they are astounded. No one reads manuals, etc. But they sure know how to navigate TikTok! And the above is the result.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Funny for everyone exept him, I guess. He lost millions of dollars, but it was all his own fault. No way he wins in court
 

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"Ludicrous!" cries the Apple Insider.

I, for one, devote 90 minute daily reading the fine print on everything I own. If you can't find 90 minutes of time, you have your priorities wrong.

j/k I try to steer clear of anything "synched". Can't trust any of these bastards as you know they're going to do something unexpectedly unpleasant to the user at some point.
 
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Why get married in the first place if you do that?
 
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