"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Funny: Man ludicrously blames Apple for his wife catching him communicating with prostitutes

Pierce Manhammer

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The truth is most people do not understand technology. Every now and then I teach someone keyboard shortcuts - simple things like tabbing, CTRL-A, CTRL-C, CTRL-V and other dopey things and they are astounded. No one reads manuals, etc. But they sure know how to navigate TikTok! And the above is the result.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Funny for everyone exept him, I guess. He lost millions of dollars, but it was all his own fault. No way he wins in court
 

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"Ludicrous!" cries the Apple Insider.

I, for one, devote 90 minute daily reading the fine print on everything I own. If you can't find 90 minutes of time, you have your priorities wrong.

j/k I try to steer clear of anything "synched". Can't trust any of these bastards as you know they're going to do something unexpectedly unpleasant to the user at some point.
 
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Why get married in the first place if you do that?
 
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