"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Funny lines.

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You guys start naming some funny lines for different situations.Like- "I say
"__________" when she's doing ______ and you'll get a laugh".I just want to see all of your different senses of humour and see if I can pick up a funny line along the way.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Always give an example whenever you bring up an idea such as this....
 

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For instance, your at a bar and an attractive bartender is serving drinks and you say: "You're pretty fast with those
drinks. Do you do windows too? Nevermind, we'd fight all
the time, and this would never work out."

(Taken from DJ tip of the day, but you get the idea now?)

Hit me w/ your best lines for different situations.
 

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I'm appauled at all of your lack of openers/witty, on the spot comments.Ok.Let's give a situation and see who can come up with the funniest lines to say to her in that situation.How about this:A girl has her Ipod turned way up as she's waiting for the bus.She takes them out of her ears right before she gets on.What do you say?

Me, I would catch Eye contact and say something like: "Yeah, I like that song too :)."

Much more could be added but I'm just using it as an example.So come on guys.This is a stay home night.Give me some feedback.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Themanthatcan said:
For instance, your at a bar and an attractive bartender is serving drinks and you say: "You're pretty fast with those
drinks. Do you do windows too? Nevermind, we'd fight all
the time, and this would never work out."

(Taken from DJ tip of the day, but you get the idea now?)

Hit me w/ your best lines for different situations.
More than likely she'd say "Huh" too.
 

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Themanthatcan said:
I'm appauled at all of your lack of openers/witty, on the spot comments.
"Openers" are usually geared toward the moment and are pithy. Your example was for a server (if she got it) but it wouldn't work on anyone else. This is why stockpiling a list of one-liners would be an impossible task if one were to think up lines for every experience imaginable.

Themanthatcan said:
This is a stay home night...
Who sez??? ;)
 

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Girl: "Maybe I'll let you sleep over some day."
Me: "Yeah.... I think I'm busy that day." (with a smile)
 

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See.That's what I want.Thanks for a decent, constructive post, driveon. Guys, Even if you remember one you said a while back or whatever.They're still pretty funny to hear and good for reference.
 

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Your basically looking for ****y/funny stuff. Search that. There is a whole bunch of good s.hit just like that in those threads. I even made one myself but I'm too lazy to go get the link for you.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Humor often fails when you try at it. The only thing I can suggest is hanging around funny people, it has a synergistic effect. Meaning, you get funnier by hanging with them. The problem with having scripts is that they are so rigid. Learn to be fluid and develop your own personal style of humor. When the time is right, you will know what to say.
 
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