Funny lines.

[Themanthatcan]

You guys start naming some funny lines for different situations.Like- "I say
"__________" when she's doing ______ and you'll get a laugh".I just want to see all of your different senses of humour and see if I can pick up a funny line along the way.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Huh?

 

[amoka]

Always give an example whenever you bring up an idea such as this....

 

[Themanthatcan]

For instance, your at a bar and an attractive bartender is serving drinks and you say: "You're pretty fast with those
drinks. Do you do windows too? Nevermind, we'd fight all
the time, and this would never work out."

(Taken from DJ tip of the day, but you get the idea now?)

Hit me w/ your best lines for different situations.

 

[Themanthatcan]

I'm appauled at all of your lack of openers/witty, on the spot comments.Ok.Let's give a situation and see who can come up with the funniest lines to say to her in that situation.How about this:A girl has her Ipod turned way up as she's waiting for the bus.She takes them out of her ears right before she gets on.What do you say?

Me, I would catch Eye contact and say something like: "Yeah, I like that song too ."

Much more could be added but I'm just using it as an example.So come on guys.This is a stay home night.Give me some feedback.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

For instance, your at a bar and an attractive bartender is serving drinks and you say: "You're pretty fast with those
drinks. Do you do windows too? Nevermind, we'd fight all
the time, and this would never work out."

(Taken from DJ tip of the day, but you get the idea now?)

Hit me w/ your best lines for different situations.

More than likely she'd say "Huh" too.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I'm appauled at all of your lack of openers/witty, on the spot comments.

"Openers" are usually geared toward the moment and are pithy. Your example was for a server (if she got it) but it wouldn't work on anyone else. This is why stockpiling a list of one-liners would be an impossible task if one were to think up lines for every experience imaginable.

This is a stay home night...

Who sez???

 

[driveon]

Girl: "Maybe I'll let you sleep over some day."
Me: "Yeah.... I think I'm busy that day." (with a smile)

 

[Themanthatcan]

See.That's what I want.Thanks for a decent, constructive post, driveon. Guys, Even if you remember one you said a while back or whatever.They're still pretty funny to hear and good for reference.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Your basically looking for ****y/funny stuff. Search that. There is a whole bunch of good s.hit just like that in those threads. I even made one myself but I'm too lazy to go get the link for you.

 

[Fortunate_Juan]

Humor often fails when you try at it. The only thing I can suggest is hanging around funny people, it has a synergistic effect. Meaning, you get funnier by hanging with them. The problem with having scripts is that they are so rigid. Learn to be fluid and develop your own personal style of humor. When the time is right, you will know what to say.

 

[Docs]

Man, all I was thinking as I read down was 'Huh? WTF?'..

****y and Funny, make it up on the spot.

 

[Davis_Dan]

****y and Funny, make it up on the spot.

Just thought you guys needed to read this again.
If you don't know how to be funny there are books about the subject. Look it up...