"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Funny lines.

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You guys start naming some funny lines for different situations.Like- "I say
"__________" when she's doing ______ and you'll get a laugh".I just want to see all of your different senses of humour and see if I can pick up a funny line along the way.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Always give an example whenever you bring up an idea such as this....
 

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For instance, your at a bar and an attractive bartender is serving drinks and you say: "You're pretty fast with those
drinks. Do you do windows too? Nevermind, we'd fight all
the time, and this would never work out."

(Taken from DJ tip of the day, but you get the idea now?)

Hit me w/ your best lines for different situations.
 

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I'm appauled at all of your lack of openers/witty, on the spot comments.Ok.Let's give a situation and see who can come up with the funniest lines to say to her in that situation.How about this:A girl has her Ipod turned way up as she's waiting for the bus.She takes them out of her ears right before she gets on.What do you say?

Me, I would catch Eye contact and say something like: "Yeah, I like that song too :)."

Much more could be added but I'm just using it as an example.So come on guys.This is a stay home night.Give me some feedback.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Themanthatcan said:
For instance, your at a bar and an attractive bartender is serving drinks and you say: "You're pretty fast with those
drinks. Do you do windows too? Nevermind, we'd fight all
the time, and this would never work out."

(Taken from DJ tip of the day, but you get the idea now?)

Hit me w/ your best lines for different situations.
More than likely she'd say "Huh" too.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Themanthatcan said:
I'm appauled at all of your lack of openers/witty, on the spot comments.
"Openers" are usually geared toward the moment and are pithy. Your example was for a server (if she got it) but it wouldn't work on anyone else. This is why stockpiling a list of one-liners would be an impossible task if one were to think up lines for every experience imaginable.

Themanthatcan said:
This is a stay home night...
Who sez??? ;)
 

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Girl: "Maybe I'll let you sleep over some day."
Me: "Yeah.... I think I'm busy that day." (with a smile)
 

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See.That's what I want.Thanks for a decent, constructive post, driveon. Guys, Even if you remember one you said a while back or whatever.They're still pretty funny to hear and good for reference.
 

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Your basically looking for ****y/funny stuff. Search that. There is a whole bunch of good s.hit just like that in those threads. I even made one myself but I'm too lazy to go get the link for you.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Humor often fails when you try at it. The only thing I can suggest is hanging around funny people, it has a synergistic effect. Meaning, you get funnier by hanging with them. The problem with having scripts is that they are so rigid. Learn to be fluid and develop your own personal style of humor. When the time is right, you will know what to say.
 
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