"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Funny Joke/Opener from Ask Men

Hellomisslady

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Just saw this on Askmen.com, it was posted just as a joke but I think it could be great used as an opener:


A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."


The dialogue probably wont go exactly like that but I think it has potential, what about you guys?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Yeah, remember guys, real life conversations always follow scripts to a T!

If you are lucky enough that she spontaneously asks you what you are doing, then spontaneously asks what's so special about the watch, then spontanously asks you what it's telling you, then maybe you are onto something.
 

Hellomisslady

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Feel free to never try it. I posted it because it was funny, maybe you shouldn't take it so seriously.
 

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Other smooth pickup lines

Did it hurt? When you fell out the ugly tree?

Man, your hair is so pretty. Your arm hair, I mean

You look like you could use some d!ck....any d!ck
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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runner83

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HolyG said:
Other smooth pickup lines

Did it hurt? When you fell out the ugly tree?

Man, your hair is so pretty. Your arm hair, I mean

You look like you could use some d!ck....any d!ck
Yes, all of these would work as well as the original post.

My personal favourite:

" That dress is very becoming of you"

HB: "Thank you"

"Yes, if I was that dress, I'd be coming too"


Try that one out on the ladies and see how you go!
 

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jesus christ i swear that website is seems to have a 100% content of utter bullsh*t.
 
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