"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Funny Joke/Opener from Ask Men

Hellomisslady

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Just saw this on Askmen.com, it was posted just as a joke but I think it could be great used as an opener:


A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."


The dialogue probably wont go exactly like that but I think it has potential, what about you guys?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yeah, remember guys, real life conversations always follow scripts to a T!

If you are lucky enough that she spontaneously asks you what you are doing, then spontaneously asks what's so special about the watch, then spontanously asks you what it's telling you, then maybe you are onto something.
 

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Feel free to never try it. I posted it because it was funny, maybe you shouldn't take it so seriously.
 

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Other smooth pickup lines

Did it hurt? When you fell out the ugly tree?

Man, your hair is so pretty. Your arm hair, I mean

You look like you could use some d!ck....any d!ck
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HolyG said:
Other smooth pickup lines

Did it hurt? When you fell out the ugly tree?

Man, your hair is so pretty. Your arm hair, I mean

You look like you could use some d!ck....any d!ck
Yes, all of these would work as well as the original post.

My personal favourite:

" That dress is very becoming of you"

HB: "Thank you"

"Yes, if I was that dress, I'd be coming too"


Try that one out on the ladies and see how you go!
 

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jesus christ i swear that website is seems to have a 100% content of utter bullsh*t.
 
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