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Master Don Juan
So I’m recently single and back in the dating cesspool. Been on about three dates since the collapse of my relationship. Two were very meh, and one was.. good.. enough.
Good enough came over last night (Second hang) and it’s abruptly clear I’m not at all that in to her for a bunch of reasons, but she was clearly in to me, and DTF after movie. We kiss, and she’s god awful at it - she was just shoving her face/lips against mine without any suppleness or finesse; worst kisser I’ve experienced - but like a true-trooper I push on, and grab some breast.
Eventually we head to the bed and things heat up with progression, and now like the dawning of the sun it’s staggeringly clear she has no idea what the hell she is doing — I’m struggling to say the least, to keep focused and aroused (it’s up, it’s down, it’s up, it’s down) but still, I push on! Because it beats the hell out of stopping and having something more awkward ensue, such as: telling her I’m not aroused by her inexperience.
In a not so distant future we’re naked, and I’m wrapping up for insertion. I turn her on her side, and literally put the head of my ween in and to my complete dismay, I feel those tingles and come to a quick conclusion that I’m about to cvm. Thoughts pervade my mind and I’m like “HOW THE F— .. ugh!” and I came. Hahah!! Literally 2 seconds! I’ve never had that happen before.
I could have cared less, but she was clearly disappointed laying there with a few chuckles. I wasn’t embarrassed. But I did feel for her. I made a laugh out of it all. We laid there and talked for a bit after, playing with her breasts. She wanted to spend the night, although I didn’t want that - I think she was pretty sad that I didn’t want her to stay, but whatever. I’m heart-broken over my ex, I can’t handle that level of intimacy so soon, woman! Get that Uber.
I’ve noticed that when I don’t care about the women I’m bedding I don’t always have huge stamina or am anything to write home about. But when it’s with someone I care about? I can go for a solid amount of time and am a goddamn animal. I would think it would be the other way around. Anyone else have this?
Figured I’d start a thread to hear about other people’s funny/awkward/embarrassing stories.
Good enough came over last night (Second hang) and it’s abruptly clear I’m not at all that in to her for a bunch of reasons, but she was clearly in to me, and DTF after movie. We kiss, and she’s god awful at it - she was just shoving her face/lips against mine without any suppleness or finesse; worst kisser I’ve experienced - but like a true-trooper I push on, and grab some breast.
Eventually we head to the bed and things heat up with progression, and now like the dawning of the sun it’s staggeringly clear she has no idea what the hell she is doing — I’m struggling to say the least, to keep focused and aroused (it’s up, it’s down, it’s up, it’s down) but still, I push on! Because it beats the hell out of stopping and having something more awkward ensue, such as: telling her I’m not aroused by her inexperience.
In a not so distant future we’re naked, and I’m wrapping up for insertion. I turn her on her side, and literally put the head of my ween in and to my complete dismay, I feel those tingles and come to a quick conclusion that I’m about to cvm. Thoughts pervade my mind and I’m like “HOW THE F— .. ugh!” and I came. Hahah!! Literally 2 seconds! I’ve never had that happen before.
I could have cared less, but she was clearly disappointed laying there with a few chuckles. I wasn’t embarrassed. But I did feel for her. I made a laugh out of it all. We laid there and talked for a bit after, playing with her breasts. She wanted to spend the night, although I didn’t want that - I think she was pretty sad that I didn’t want her to stay, but whatever. I’m heart-broken over my ex, I can’t handle that level of intimacy so soon, woman! Get that Uber.
I’ve noticed that when I don’t care about the women I’m bedding I don’t always have huge stamina or am anything to write home about. But when it’s with someone I care about? I can go for a solid amount of time and am a goddamn animal. I would think it would be the other way around. Anyone else have this?
Figured I’d start a thread to hear about other people’s funny/awkward/embarrassing stories.
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