"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Funniest thing you've said post sex

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So whats the funniest thing you've said post sex?

I was railing this girl and she lived 30 minutes away so when I was done I wanted to gohome.

her: youre going home?! (it was 3am lol)
me: well the deed is done time to head home
her: WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW youre an assh0le for saying that

then I left

lol, lets hear em fellllllllllllllllas
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lol not sure if this is funny but after nailing a plate for the 3rd time without coming i turned around and said

"fvck ive banged you 3 times and haven't even came in your pussvy the fvck is wrong with you"

safe to say i don't think she appreciated my humour lol
 
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Not post but during?
'Damn, it feels like a cavern in here'...
Needless to say, the sex was pretty rough after and she didn't talk to me for 3 days.
 
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I guess mine would be Damn, it stinks like rotten fish in here, you might want to get yourself checked out, open my window please......turns out she had a bad yeast infection... wow...the smell was unbearable...
 
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"F*ck that...I'm not kissing you until you brush your teeth and rinse with mouthwash"

after I was banging a girl in the @ss and I pulled out to blow on her face and she just swallowed it whole, blasted a load down her throat and then she tried to kiss me...

yuck!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"get out"
"I have to go home.. I'm plowing snow with my dad at 5 a.m tomorrow.. He lost his job so me and the plow truck is all he has left"
"Lets not do that again"
 
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So many amusing moments...

On one particular occasion this girl reached in her pocket and brought out a bunch of crumpled 20s from the night before. I snatched it out of her hands and said, "this covers last night." She didn't ask for it back. Heh.
 
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As I was going down on her: "you have a huge *****, you have a huge *****"

She asked why did you say that twice? "I didn't"
 
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One time I was just finishing and pulled out. (Wrap it up kids don't try this at home) I meant to finish on her stomach and it fired way past her...

I said "where the hell did that go" and we both burst out laughing.
 
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After a 3 hour marathon on a warm summer evening and a wrecked bed, I said 'It smells like sex in here'.

Both of us burst out laughing of a full minute. And it was a great inside joke down the road.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Albatross953 said:
As I was going down on her: "you have a huge *****, you have a huge *****"

She asked why did you say that twice? "I didn't"
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You got that from Predator! It's still funny though.
 
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dutchmaster said:
"get out"
"I have to go home.. I'm plowing snow with my dad at 5 a.m tomorrow.. He lost his job so me and the plow truck is all he has left"
"Lets not do that again"
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AHAHAHAH let's not do that again, made me lol
 
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'That will do but it was very average' after f****** a girl for the first time.
 
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"I told you to stop"

She wouldn't stop sucking after I came and was very sensitive, I pissed in her mouth, she swallowed it with the most bitter look on her face.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Got my taxes done at H&R Block in March 2012. Got my preparer's number, went to her house about a week later. B@nged the funk out of her... crunched those numbers right out of her \|/.

We were taking a break at some point, laying in bed. She was smoking a cig.

An H&R Block commercial came on TV in the background.

I said "Huuumf... They been good to me this year".

She gave me a nice slap and off we went again! :rock:
 
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Came on her forehead and as I wiped my thumb across it I said "simba"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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