"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Full Moon + monthly visitor=?

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Ok. Fess up. I know a few of you chronic BPD chick loving "DJs" have charted the possible effects of your "lunachicks" monthly visitor when it's occurred during a full moon.

We all know chicks get irritable during that time of the month and the pull of a full moon is said to effect some people...Since the majority of this site claims to date BPD chicks on a pretty consistant basis...has anyone ever thought about the full moon +monthly visitor effect? :crazy:

Dare we include the possibility of the two of you having conflicting Zodiac signs?? :nervous:

Discuss.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My LTR is a nurse and the hospital she works at highlights on a big calendar the dates of the full moon because they've found they're really busy at these times with people hurting themselves doing crazy shyt.

No anecdotal evidence but I'd be sure some chicks on the rag will be even more out of control on a full moon.
 
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Moon->lunar->lunacy
Moon+period=>lunacyx19

Therefore - Banana.

Case closed :D
 
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Funny. I was discussing pms with a male friend yesterday. I never thought about the moon thing. I just know that things that don't normally bother me bug the hell out of me when it is that time of the month. I get sad over the dumbest sh!t but once my cycle is over I am back to normal. :eek: Some months I don't have pms at all.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Oh yeah. I kept track of her cycles as closely as I could. It didn't hurt to have future warning of storms approaching.

Not so sure about the full moon stuff, though.
 
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moon goddess said:
Funny. I was discussing pms with a male friend yesterday. I never thought about the moon thing. I just know that things that don't normally bother me bug the hell out of me when it is that time of the month. I get sad over the dumbest sh!t but once my cycle is over I am back to normal. :eek: Some months I don't have pms at all.
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Really?? With a name like Moon Goddess a fellow mortal would think you'd have an iron grasp on all things moon-related! Go figure.
 
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