"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Full Moon + monthly visitor=?

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Ok. Fess up. I know a few of you chronic BPD chick loving "DJs" have charted the possible effects of your "lunachicks" monthly visitor when it's occurred during a full moon.

We all know chicks get irritable during that time of the month and the pull of a full moon is said to effect some people...Since the majority of this site claims to date BPD chicks on a pretty consistant basis...has anyone ever thought about the full moon +monthly visitor effect? :crazy:

Dare we include the possibility of the two of you having conflicting Zodiac signs?? :nervous:

Discuss.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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My LTR is a nurse and the hospital she works at highlights on a big calendar the dates of the full moon because they've found they're really busy at these times with people hurting themselves doing crazy shyt.

No anecdotal evidence but I'd be sure some chicks on the rag will be even more out of control on a full moon.
 
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Moon->lunar->lunacy
Moon+period=>lunacyx19

Therefore - Banana.

Case closed :D
 
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Funny. I was discussing pms with a male friend yesterday. I never thought about the moon thing. I just know that things that don't normally bother me bug the hell out of me when it is that time of the month. I get sad over the dumbest sh!t but once my cycle is over I am back to normal. :eek: Some months I don't have pms at all.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Oh yeah. I kept track of her cycles as closely as I could. It didn't hurt to have future warning of storms approaching.

Not so sure about the full moon stuff, though.
 
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moon goddess said:
Funny. I was discussing pms with a male friend yesterday. I never thought about the moon thing. I just know that things that don't normally bother me bug the hell out of me when it is that time of the month. I get sad over the dumbest sh!t but once my cycle is over I am back to normal. :eek: Some months I don't have pms at all.
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Really?? With a name like Moon Goddess a fellow mortal would think you'd have an iron grasp on all things moon-related! Go figure.
 
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