How’s he made it to 40 without a driving license but 80k in debt?
The whole post gave me anxiety it’s best to leave people like this alone, don’t make his problems your problems.
I can just imagine how much his house stinks.
As a warm up get a cellphone subscription from every company soon as you hit 18.
Next you get a student loan for a study you wont finish. Get a job, so you can get a credit card.
Get social security from the government while you start a fulltime job(which is obviously illegal), so you have to pay back approximately 2 years of illegally received funds. Plus taxes support which now was also too much.
Don't pay rent,mess the house up , get kicked out and dont pay the new owner for another few months ( untill he spots you sitting in a restaurant with you girl). Dont work for years untill you get to know a woman that forces you to get a job so you and her can get a visa. Smook weed.
Sprinkle in between all the years unnecessary drunk incidents with the law , interest on debt and bills, a taste for women from 3rd world countries and actually visit them , tokens on webcam sites ,a rather expensive taste and you'll get there.