"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Friday Fvckery: Facebook Statuses that AREN'T a good look.

Naughty Ninja

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Time for some more Ninja Friday Fvckery kids!

For those of you who actually use or care to use Facebook if you have one..

What are some Facebook Statuses that aren't a "Good Look"?

Something cringeworthy, pathetic etc. (Yes I know for the most part they all aren't a good look) but something you've seen on a friends wall or something you've ever posted.

IE: Foreveralone
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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More positive energy!! Ignore all negative ones! :) Be happy happy happy! As much happy as u can! :) beautiful day! Million reasons to smile!
 

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I don't know about bad statuses, because this is the kind of stuff I post

"So I was shopping at IGA when I saw these Cherry Ripe chocolate bars with the most ridiculous wrappers, for example - "you're sweet" and "I love you xoxo"
Nobody wants to see that sh1t, seriously, design some damn realistic wrappers, have that sh1t read
"Where's my sandwich at b1tch."
Or
"I saw you cheatin on me with some other nigga!"
And if that's not good enough, hashtag that sh1t up yo.
"#you missed our date last night motherfugga.""
 
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Comment Fat Chick Photo Trick on a chubby girl's picture.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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nroug7

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BeginningDJ said:
Comment Fat Chick Photo Trick on a chubby girl's picture.
That would be hilarious.
Facebook is my comedy portal.
:crackup:
 
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