"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Friday Fvckery: Facebook Statuses that AREN'T a good look.

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Time for some more Ninja Friday Fvckery kids!

For those of you who actually use or care to use Facebook if you have one..

What are some Facebook Statuses that aren't a "Good Look"?

Something cringeworthy, pathetic etc. (Yes I know for the most part they all aren't a good look) but something you've seen on a friends wall or something you've ever posted.

IE: Foreveralone
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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More positive energy!! Ignore all negative ones! :) Be happy happy happy! As much happy as u can! :) beautiful day! Million reasons to smile!
 
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I don't know about bad statuses, because this is the kind of stuff I post

"So I was shopping at IGA when I saw these Cherry Ripe chocolate bars with the most ridiculous wrappers, for example - "you're sweet" and "I love you xoxo"
Nobody wants to see that sh1t, seriously, design some damn realistic wrappers, have that sh1t read
"Where's my sandwich at b1tch."
Or
"I saw you cheatin on me with some other nigga!"
And if that's not good enough, hashtag that sh1t up yo.
"#you missed our date last night motherfugga.""
 
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Comment Fat Chick Photo Trick on a chubby girl's picture.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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BeginningDJ said:
Comment Fat Chick Photo Trick on a chubby girl's picture.
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That would be hilarious.
Facebook is my comedy portal.
:crackup:
 
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