“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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FREE the Pidgeon- Face Boy

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DrBeard may be a troll, but everytime I read one of his posts I fall out laughing.

Gio - please don't close his funny, goofy, sick threads....

Some of my favorite lines and thread...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78015

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59535

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59652

U gotta talk street, mix some rhymes to a beat, kicking it like a pimp, not sum intellectual symp. Get with da freestyle rap, cus yo poncey boy talk is crap. You can dance the dance and do the walk, but da chicks go wild for da gangsta talk!

Word!

I like my best friend's mum. I pretend I'm with her sometimes, but once when I was having sex with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Oh baby, oh Steve's mum!" and my girlfriend spat in my face!

I tried to excuse it by telling her I had a dream we would have a baby called Steve. She didn't believe me.

"Drop dat chiken dinner and get wit da winner"

I said it to this biatch and she said "Chicken dinner What's that supposed ot mean" and I didnt know what to say so I started doing C+F on her. I said it was her lucky day cos she gets to meet me and she looked at my like I was a nutter and walked off.

And now, getting a BJ from your dog :D

Some advice for DrBeard: dogs have teeth. Try a sheep's vagina, if you want to do it with an animal.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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His posts make me laugh too.
 

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:D Is that the same guy that came on here ages ago complaining that woman thought he looked like a pigeon?
 

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Originally posted by DJ_Alex
:D Is that the same guy that came on here ages ago complaining that woman thought he looked like a pigeon?
Just read the second thread. It is :D that was some funny as **** ****!
 

tristan22

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I just read the pigeon thread and i have been laughing for 5 minutes or so. Thanks for the laugh!
 

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OMG tiger game, pigeons, The one in the restraunt this guy made my day ive been laughing for 15 min straight
 
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