"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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FREE the Pidgeon- Face Boy

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DrBeard may be a troll, but everytime I read one of his posts I fall out laughing.

Gio - please don't close his funny, goofy, sick threads....

Some of my favorite lines and thread...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78015

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59535

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59652

U gotta talk street, mix some rhymes to a beat, kicking it like a pimp, not sum intellectual symp. Get with da freestyle rap, cus yo poncey boy talk is crap. You can dance the dance and do the walk, but da chicks go wild for da gangsta talk!

Word!

I like my best friend's mum. I pretend I'm with her sometimes, but once when I was having sex with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Oh baby, oh Steve's mum!" and my girlfriend spat in my face!

I tried to excuse it by telling her I had a dream we would have a baby called Steve. She didn't believe me.

"Drop dat chiken dinner and get wit da winner"

I said it to this biatch and she said "Chicken dinner What's that supposed ot mean" and I didnt know what to say so I started doing C+F on her. I said it was her lucky day cos she gets to meet me and she looked at my like I was a nutter and walked off.

And now, getting a BJ from your dog :D

Some advice for DrBeard: dogs have teeth. Try a sheep's vagina, if you want to do it with an animal.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Giovanni Casanova

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His posts make me laugh too.
 

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:D Is that the same guy that came on here ages ago complaining that woman thought he looked like a pigeon?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by DJ_Alex
:D Is that the same guy that came on here ages ago complaining that woman thought he looked like a pigeon?
Just read the second thread. It is :D that was some funny as **** ****!
 

tristan22

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I just read the pigeon thread and i have been laughing for 5 minutes or so. Thanks for the laugh!
 

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OMG tiger game, pigeons, The one in the restraunt this guy made my day ive been laughing for 15 min straight
 
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