Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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FREE the Pidgeon- Face Boy

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DrBeard may be a troll, but everytime I read one of his posts I fall out laughing.

Gio - please don't close his funny, goofy, sick threads....

Some of my favorite lines and thread...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78015

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59535

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59652

U gotta talk street, mix some rhymes to a beat, kicking it like a pimp, not sum intellectual symp. Get with da freestyle rap, cus yo poncey boy talk is crap. You can dance the dance and do the walk, but da chicks go wild for da gangsta talk!

Word!

I like my best friend's mum. I pretend I'm with her sometimes, but once when I was having sex with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Oh baby, oh Steve's mum!" and my girlfriend spat in my face!

I tried to excuse it by telling her I had a dream we would have a baby called Steve. She didn't believe me.

"Drop dat chiken dinner and get wit da winner"

I said it to this biatch and she said "Chicken dinner What's that supposed ot mean" and I didnt know what to say so I started doing C+F on her. I said it was her lucky day cos she gets to meet me and she looked at my like I was a nutter and walked off.

And now, getting a BJ from your dog :D

Some advice for DrBeard: dogs have teeth. Try a sheep's vagina, if you want to do it with an animal.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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His posts make me laugh too.
 
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:D Is that the same guy that came on here ages ago complaining that woman thought he looked like a pigeon?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by DJ_Alex
:D Is that the same guy that came on here ages ago complaining that woman thought he looked like a pigeon?
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Just read the second thread. It is :D that was some funny as **** ****!
 
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I just read the pigeon thread and i have been laughing for 5 minutes or so. Thanks for the laugh!
 
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OMG tiger game, pigeons, The one in the restraunt this guy made my day ive been laughing for 15 min straight
 
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