"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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FREE the Pidgeon- Face Boy

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DrBeard may be a troll, but everytime I read one of his posts I fall out laughing.

Gio - please don't close his funny, goofy, sick threads....

Some of my favorite lines and thread...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78015

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59535

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59652

U gotta talk street, mix some rhymes to a beat, kicking it like a pimp, not sum intellectual symp. Get with da freestyle rap, cus yo poncey boy talk is crap. You can dance the dance and do the walk, but da chicks go wild for da gangsta talk!

Word!

I like my best friend's mum. I pretend I'm with her sometimes, but once when I was having sex with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Oh baby, oh Steve's mum!" and my girlfriend spat in my face!

I tried to excuse it by telling her I had a dream we would have a baby called Steve. She didn't believe me.

"Drop dat chiken dinner and get wit da winner"

I said it to this biatch and she said "Chicken dinner What's that supposed ot mean" and I didnt know what to say so I started doing C+F on her. I said it was her lucky day cos she gets to meet me and she looked at my like I was a nutter and walked off.

And now, getting a BJ from your dog :D

Some advice for DrBeard: dogs have teeth. Try a sheep's vagina, if you want to do it with an animal.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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His posts make me laugh too.
 
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:D Is that the same guy that came on here ages ago complaining that woman thought he looked like a pigeon?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by DJ_Alex
:D Is that the same guy that came on here ages ago complaining that woman thought he looked like a pigeon?
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Just read the second thread. It is :D that was some funny as **** ****!
 
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I just read the pigeon thread and i have been laughing for 5 minutes or so. Thanks for the laugh!
 
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OMG tiger game, pigeons, The one in the restraunt this guy made my day ive been laughing for 15 min straight
 
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