Leah
Don Juan
I wonder if she really did have an STD or if your ex was just being bitter? This HB sounds a bit slutty to me, I think you had a lucky escape 
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
FR: So Close...To an STD!!!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
i was thinking the same think. This is your EX? She may have just been saying that. However you dont seem like the person who makes the wrong judgement and she did sound awfully slutty so lucky escape.
So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
I'll have to remember that. Good FR.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Distant Light
Master Don Juan
Damn lol I should use this as a story with alittle twist when gaming chicks. That sh!t sounded crazy. As for the ex thing i don't know what to think of that i would have done exactly what you did, that Std sh!t would have turned me off so much. An then it was kinda wierd how she was fiending for you to fuvk her she probably haven't got no divk in so long becase of the STD that she wants anyone to fuvk her. All in all crazy ass story and yep i'm taking this and putting it as material, when i do use it i will post the FR most likely i'll use it on monday or tuesday.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
As far as the girl having an std, although it's possible, it's more likely a jealousy factor and the ex-gf just said that to get you to not want to be with that girl...
well, it worked... but is it true???
well, it worked... but is it true???
Wow I've never had a girl approach me and 20 minutes later say when are we going to ****.
But i did kind of have a real easy lay at a party one time. And I used kino with her.
This is a good theory.
Damn the STD though. Makes me always rethink playing the game.
But i did kind of have a real easy lay at a party one time. And I used kino with her.
This is a good theory.
Damn the STD though. Makes me always rethink playing the game.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
I wouldn't doubt if she did have an STD, probably herpes.
you know over 45 freakin million americans have some form of herpes? and 90% of the people who have it don't even know it?
I guarantee you at least..3-4 people on this forum, if not more have it and aren' even aware of it.
That's why I laugh at guys who bragg about girls that want to **** them, and how they take girls home from the clubs and eat their pussies and **** like that..
condoms are virtually useless against Herpes, as the herpes virus is small enough to get though the pores on the condom... you can get herpes from using the toliet after someone that had it, or getting kissed by someone who had it.
I know a guy that got herpes, simply because she kissed him.. he didn't even like her, barely knew her, but they ended up kissing... not even REAL kissing, like petting for like 5mintues.. then when basketball season rolled around we all had to get physicals and BAM.. herpes
Although AIDS and Hep B are deadly, Herpes is the most irritating virus out there... As long as you don't **** men or go bareback on girls you just don't know and don't shoot up, it's actually kinda hard to get AIDS... it's virtually impossible to get it from head, a girl would probably have to have a mouth full of blood and your **** would have had to have cuts on it.
It's depressing to know that I can put a condom on when getting head from a girl, and it would do absoutly nothing to prevent her from giving me herpes.
I get tested every 6 months because I"m pretty sexually active, and believe it or not, I don't have sex with a girl without a condom until she has a test as well.. I even pay for it if I have to, but I take **** like that seriously, and the reason is, because I do sex different women.. I owe it to all of them to be honest about **** like that.
Luckly I don't have anything YET, but Herpes tests are very unrealiable
you know over 45 freakin million americans have some form of herpes? and 90% of the people who have it don't even know it?
I guarantee you at least..3-4 people on this forum, if not more have it and aren' even aware of it.
That's why I laugh at guys who bragg about girls that want to **** them, and how they take girls home from the clubs and eat their pussies and **** like that..
condoms are virtually useless against Herpes, as the herpes virus is small enough to get though the pores on the condom... you can get herpes from using the toliet after someone that had it, or getting kissed by someone who had it.
I know a guy that got herpes, simply because she kissed him.. he didn't even like her, barely knew her, but they ended up kissing... not even REAL kissing, like petting for like 5mintues.. then when basketball season rolled around we all had to get physicals and BAM.. herpes
Although AIDS and Hep B are deadly, Herpes is the most irritating virus out there... As long as you don't **** men or go bareback on girls you just don't know and don't shoot up, it's actually kinda hard to get AIDS... it's virtually impossible to get it from head, a girl would probably have to have a mouth full of blood and your **** would have had to have cuts on it.
It's depressing to know that I can put a condom on when getting head from a girl, and it would do absoutly nothing to prevent her from giving me herpes.
I get tested every 6 months because I"m pretty sexually active, and believe it or not, I don't have sex with a girl without a condom until she has a test as well.. I even pay for it if I have to, but I take **** like that seriously, and the reason is, because I do sex different women.. I owe it to all of them to be honest about **** like that.
Luckly I don't have anything YET, but Herpes tests are very unrealiable
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
Lol, that happened to me twice... once I was so flustered I choked... the second time I was like "sure" and she really wanted to, despite that I doubted it.Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Me neither until Friday night
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.