"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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FR: Just when i thought it was going all good .. PUKEEEE

Daddy The Pimp

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Hey guys just wanted to share.

I was on fire some days ago. I was literally LORDING the club. Girls were grabbing me and paying me shots and sh1t. I was getting pretty drunk.

I double claw these 2 french girls that are tourists here. They love it. Im vibing with both of them and they are loving it. I get in the position to choose from two of them. One of them is hotter but much more difficult to get back home. Anyway , i go for the hotter one even though she's more of a challenge.

The other one tells me she's going to the bathroom. I use this to extract the hottie. We go outside the bar. There is a bench to sit in. We go and sit there.

I lay down and put my head in her lap while she's sitting. In the moment that i do this , the alcohol takes over. All of the sudden , im pretty sick. Im about to puke. It looks like everything its spinning. I start breathing heavily. I get a little bit better. I grab her and start making out with her hardcore. We make out for about 5 minutes and just when she's getting pretty turned on , i stop the makeout , get up and proceed to vomit all over the place. The girl was trying to help me. I told her to call my friends. She called them and the helped me to go home. I was fvcked up. I promised that i wont drink again. THAT MUCH :p.

Another lay that went down the drain.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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goodfoot

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I definitely thought you were going to throw up in her mouth. :p
 

scrouds

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Haha, sucks dude. I knew some crazy people in college that wouldn't have stopped because of a little vomit. Just go to bathroom, toss, rinse out mouth and back to the drink. Just find some mouthwash and start it up again. :p or do what you said and keep it under control.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Duffdog

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goodfoot said:
I definitely thought you were going to throw up in her mouth. :p
I did that before at a party...lol! weirdly enough, she was hella drunk as well and still wanted to get w me even after I walked around the side of the house and started throwing up all over the place!
 

ThunderMaverick

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A year ago I was bartending at a private party and the host encouraged me to drink. Hahaha. I got paid a good amount of money to make drinks and drink. Usually I can tell if I'm about to puke several minutes before I do, so I always make a preemptive trip to the bathroom. I had this one girl locked the whole night. Guaranteed lay. So I'm doing shots of JACK and about an hour later I run to the bathroom to puke. Very subtle, actually. I throw it all up. Get some mouth wash from the bathroom cabinet, drink some water from the sink and chomped on some gum before I left the restroom. No one noticed and I got my lay.


Easy breezy.

My suggestion is to keep gum on you at all times, and become more aware of how your body feels before you puke. I can sense it coming on like how cats and dogs can sense earthquakes hours before it happens.

Be a dog.

Or a cat...

Whatever.
 

realsmoothie

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Geez, learn your own limits.

All that drinking isn't going to help your performance in bed, either.
 
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