"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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FR: Just when i thought it was going all good .. PUKEEEE

Daddy The Pimp

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Hey guys just wanted to share.

I was on fire some days ago. I was literally LORDING the club. Girls were grabbing me and paying me shots and sh1t. I was getting pretty drunk.

I double claw these 2 french girls that are tourists here. They love it. Im vibing with both of them and they are loving it. I get in the position to choose from two of them. One of them is hotter but much more difficult to get back home. Anyway , i go for the hotter one even though she's more of a challenge.

The other one tells me she's going to the bathroom. I use this to extract the hottie. We go outside the bar. There is a bench to sit in. We go and sit there.

I lay down and put my head in her lap while she's sitting. In the moment that i do this , the alcohol takes over. All of the sudden , im pretty sick. Im about to puke. It looks like everything its spinning. I start breathing heavily. I get a little bit better. I grab her and start making out with her hardcore. We make out for about 5 minutes and just when she's getting pretty turned on , i stop the makeout , get up and proceed to vomit all over the place. The girl was trying to help me. I told her to call my friends. She called them and the helped me to go home. I was fvcked up. I promised that i wont drink again. THAT MUCH :p.

Another lay that went down the drain.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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goodfoot

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I definitely thought you were going to throw up in her mouth. :p
 

scrouds

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Haha, sucks dude. I knew some crazy people in college that wouldn't have stopped because of a little vomit. Just go to bathroom, toss, rinse out mouth and back to the drink. Just find some mouthwash and start it up again. :p or do what you said and keep it under control.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Duffdog

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goodfoot said:
I definitely thought you were going to throw up in her mouth. :p
I did that before at a party...lol! weirdly enough, she was hella drunk as well and still wanted to get w me even after I walked around the side of the house and started throwing up all over the place!
 

ThunderMaverick

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A year ago I was bartending at a private party and the host encouraged me to drink. Hahaha. I got paid a good amount of money to make drinks and drink. Usually I can tell if I'm about to puke several minutes before I do, so I always make a preemptive trip to the bathroom. I had this one girl locked the whole night. Guaranteed lay. So I'm doing shots of JACK and about an hour later I run to the bathroom to puke. Very subtle, actually. I throw it all up. Get some mouth wash from the bathroom cabinet, drink some water from the sink and chomped on some gum before I left the restroom. No one noticed and I got my lay.


Easy breezy.

My suggestion is to keep gum on you at all times, and become more aware of how your body feels before you puke. I can sense it coming on like how cats and dogs can sense earthquakes hours before it happens.

Be a dog.

Or a cat...

Whatever.
 

realsmoothie

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Geez, learn your own limits.

All that drinking isn't going to help your performance in bed, either.
 
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