"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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FR: Just when i thought it was going all good .. PUKEEEE

Daddy The Pimp

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Hey guys just wanted to share.

I was on fire some days ago. I was literally LORDING the club. Girls were grabbing me and paying me shots and sh1t. I was getting pretty drunk.

I double claw these 2 french girls that are tourists here. They love it. Im vibing with both of them and they are loving it. I get in the position to choose from two of them. One of them is hotter but much more difficult to get back home. Anyway , i go for the hotter one even though she's more of a challenge.

The other one tells me she's going to the bathroom. I use this to extract the hottie. We go outside the bar. There is a bench to sit in. We go and sit there.

I lay down and put my head in her lap while she's sitting. In the moment that i do this , the alcohol takes over. All of the sudden , im pretty sick. Im about to puke. It looks like everything its spinning. I start breathing heavily. I get a little bit better. I grab her and start making out with her hardcore. We make out for about 5 minutes and just when she's getting pretty turned on , i stop the makeout , get up and proceed to vomit all over the place. The girl was trying to help me. I told her to call my friends. She called them and the helped me to go home. I was fvcked up. I promised that i wont drink again. THAT MUCH :p.

Another lay that went down the drain.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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goodfoot

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I definitely thought you were going to throw up in her mouth. :p
 

scrouds

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Haha, sucks dude. I knew some crazy people in college that wouldn't have stopped because of a little vomit. Just go to bathroom, toss, rinse out mouth and back to the drink. Just find some mouthwash and start it up again. :p or do what you said and keep it under control.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Duffdog

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goodfoot said:
I definitely thought you were going to throw up in her mouth. :p
I did that before at a party...lol! weirdly enough, she was hella drunk as well and still wanted to get w me even after I walked around the side of the house and started throwing up all over the place!
 

ThunderMaverick

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A year ago I was bartending at a private party and the host encouraged me to drink. Hahaha. I got paid a good amount of money to make drinks and drink. Usually I can tell if I'm about to puke several minutes before I do, so I always make a preemptive trip to the bathroom. I had this one girl locked the whole night. Guaranteed lay. So I'm doing shots of JACK and about an hour later I run to the bathroom to puke. Very subtle, actually. I throw it all up. Get some mouth wash from the bathroom cabinet, drink some water from the sink and chomped on some gum before I left the restroom. No one noticed and I got my lay.


Easy breezy.

My suggestion is to keep gum on you at all times, and become more aware of how your body feels before you puke. I can sense it coming on like how cats and dogs can sense earthquakes hours before it happens.

Be a dog.

Or a cat...

Whatever.
 

realsmoothie

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Geez, learn your own limits.

All that drinking isn't going to help your performance in bed, either.
 
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