"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: Door open, opener; that worked.

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Kinda random opener, but I found it slightly funny, but then again I am an idiot.

It was the first day of class today so I was looking for the best looking chick in the class.. Spotted a HB8 went and sat by her and started talking to her.

10 minutes later a HB9.5 walks in and sits by herself on the opposite side of the room. I gave a little EC during class, but was just slowly getting HB8 to be comfortable with me so didn't walk over there or anything. And the class started shortly after the HB9.5 walked in anyway.

After class I timed it right so HB9.5 would be walking behind me. We were the last two out. So, I opened the door for her and then this convo happened:

HB9.5: Thank you
Me: For what?
HB9.5: For holding the door for me!
Me: I know.. I was joking.. I'm stand; whats your name?
HB9.5: Jessica
HB9.5: Aren't you friends with Matt?
Me: Yeah.. How do you know him?
HB9.5: Blah blah blah...
Me: You looked lonely over there sitting by yourself
HB9.5: I was! You should sit by me next class!
Me: Maybe if you're lucky.

It was kind of a dumb opener, but it worked. I've noticed some times when I open the door for a HB and she says Thank you, I don't respond with something to engage in a conversation. It worked out pretty nicely I think.

Now, I have two chicks in one class and I have to pick one to sit by next class, lol. I'm thinking about flipping a coin.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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yeah dude, just sit next to HB8 as before leaving a spare seat on the other side of you.
When 9.5 enters later beckon her enthusiastically to sit next to you.

Introduce the two girls straight away and that's it! Now you are center of attention
 
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duke007 said:
yeah dude, just sit next to HB8 as before leaving a spare seat on the other side of you.
When 9.5 enters later beckon her enthusiastically to sit next to you.

Introduce the two girls straight away and that's it! Now you are center of attention
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I did this last semester and it worked well to start.. I would bluntly flirt with both of them & they would both get jealous & be more aggressive with me.

I am still seeing one of them - the other I crash and burned with.

I think I will try again. Hell, maybe they both will like each other too :).
 
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are u in college or university? nice opener.....i think it wasn't really what you said but how you said it/
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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moto said:
are u in college or university? nice opener.....i think it wasn't really what you said but how you said it/
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Community college.

I think it is a pretty good opener actually. I mean, most of the time I've seen guys open doors for girls after the girl says TY; they either say nothing; or something like no problem which takes the conversation no where.

I think a C/F comment after she says "For holding the door for me.." would be really smooth and good.
 
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