"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FR: Disasterous approach. (funny)

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Disasterous approach. (funny)

Thought I would put this in the HS forum since it happened at a hs.

This chick was standing by the doors, waiting for a ride I think. So I started to approach her from behind. Initially from like 30-40 ft away, I thought she was a HB8 so I was like fvck it, I'm going in. Two of my scared sh!tless buddies watched behind some lockers, lol. I go up there and things were already bad when I got within 10 feet. Her body language was giving me a negative vibe + she had on headphones. She went from a HB8 to HB6 cuz her face was not what I expected.

I get up to her, and stood near her at the railings. I made a waving gesture and told her to remove her headphones by acting like I'm removing my (imaginary) headphones. (I actually like this opener that I made up on the spot, comments?)

This is where it started going downhill. We made small talk, exchanged names and grade, but she had this "wtf, gtfo" look. Her tone of voice was less than pleasant. So I just said "it was nice talking to you, I'm gonna get back to my buddies now." and then I left. Total length of convo, 2-3 mins.

Pros:
made up an opener that I actually liked (and didn't use a canned opener that I was gonna use)

Cons:
she seemed to be annoyed from before, during, (and prolly after) the approach.
I didn't know how to react to the negative vibe


Looking back, I think this is more hilarious than anything. Oh well, at least I approached unlike my buddies, heh. (gotta find a positive out of everything)
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LikRetsam

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What do you expect us to tell you?
 

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Uhh, I dunno... say whatever you want. Just thought I'd fill out a FR on a (humorous) approach, that's all.
 

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This isn't really a field report. This chick wasn't interested.
 

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hmmm just a follow-up:

WHY wasn't the girl interested?

a) his looks?
b) WHAT he talked about during the conversation?
c) a bad day for her?
d) she wasn't interested in talking to strangers?
e) got off of a bad relationship?
f) on a rag?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Yeah, it is pretty funny watching people that can't make conversation with a HB6.. 6 gross dude. But don't worry about it like Rocko says. Just keep doin that and practicing until you find what works, it will probably take much longer than you expect, trust me. But don't give up.
 

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Who the **** cares why she wasn't positive? Not interested, or not used to having bums in the street walk up to her.

Good move, chief, when I was 5 I heard crocodiles get their teeth cleaned by birds, so nothing suprises me anymore.

Don't worry bout it, nothing lost really.

The whole imaginary headphones thing is a bit invasive of her, it means "take your headphones out, I'm more important". She might have them in to avoid being spoken to that day or some ****.
 

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kev me723 said:
Yeah, it is pretty funny watching people that can't make conversation with a HB6.. 6 gross dude. But don't worry about it like Rocko says. Just keep doin that and practicing until you find what works, it will probably take much longer than you expect, trust me. But don't give up.

I don't think it woulda made a difference if she was a 3, 6, or 10. Two of my buddies gave her 8 and 8.5, so meh. She didn't meet my personal expectations, that's all.

and yeah, I think it was a lost cause from the get-go, but I wouldn't have known that if I didn't talk to her. And yeah, life definitely goes on... I find this more funny than I do sad. It's a funny story to tell the guys, heh.
 
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