"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gangster Of Love

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You are worthless. The empty wagon makes the loudest noise. What do they call it, compensation?

Not only does he attend wild sex parties in LA, and claims he didn't live there. HE knows a bar in Santa Monica , and lives in Australia? I guess that's possible. Its been done by non-almost millionaires, I'm sure.

He just figured out a way to get younger. I could swear he was 22, now he's 21. Hahaha. If he figured how to reverse age, then he is a millionaire, and I stand corrected.

Yes, it is entertaining and fun to goof on your pathetic existence. Hahaha. I like it how it gets under your skin to be called a troll.

Must be a reason.

Trolley? :yes: :yes: :yes:

Trolley, tell me when you get hungry again, I'll stop by and feed you again, my doggie.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I am not a millionaire yet, I am almost a millionaire. I am on this because on week days I have nothing better to do. I work very little, each morning I spend an hour or two writing and then I sit around the house all day watching movies and in between them I post on here.

Most of the people I know are working on weekdays or at university. So I do nto have much to do. Thursdays I do some rock climbing with a friend who has his day off university. Fridays I go to dance classes. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday I do absolutely nothing and I like it that way. In a month or so I will be leaving for Europe then I will probably stop posting.

Oh and I first found this site 6 years ago. It helped me understand what women wanted so I come back only to find it has turned to sh*t. Full of jealous people *****ing.
 

Gangster Of Love

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Good my doggie. I like it how you qualify yourself to us, constantly. We all get what we want, I guess.

You're my loyal dog I can count on.
 

NickBe

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Gangster Of Love said:
You are worthless. The empty wagon makes the loudest noise. What do they call it, compensation?

Not only does he attend wild sex parties in LA, and claims he didn't live there. HE knows a bar in Santa Monica , and lives in Australia? I guess that's possible. Its been done by non-almost millionaires, I'm sure.

He just figured out a way to get younger. I could swear he was 22, now he's 21. Hahaha. If he figured how to reverse age, then he is a millionaire, and I stand corrected.

Yes, it is entertaining and fun to goof on your pathetic existence. Hahaha. I like it how it gets under your skin to be called a troll.

Must be a reason.

Trolley? :yes: :yes: :yes:

Trolley, tell me when you get hungry again, I'll stop by and feed you again, my doggie.
21 and 10 months so sometimes I say 22 sometimes 21. I never mentioned a bar in Santa Monica.... You sure do talk a lot of crap

They are not wild sex parties by the way, they are swingers parties. Google swingers parties in L.A. I am sure you will find some.

I can give specific details about Santa Monica, L.A., Manhattan, Miami and Vegas. You just keep ignoring that fact though. Answer me man how does a guy who is not rich travel all around America staying in the richest cities? Don't bother I do not want your answer.

It is so obvious you are trying to rationalize your inferiority. I make a FR: post like many men here do but just because mine says 'wealthy' and '10' in it you start an argument. I certainly did not start this whole thing you are the one that is trying to rationalize your pitiful life by provoking me.

You started this whole thing and you are 33 you are meant to be the mature one. Yet you sit here and think 'the guy is saying he makes money that means he is a liar since I do not make money anybody who does is lying'.

You know what I am going to be the bigger man here and walk away. You can win this little battle, I forfeit it is something you desperately need. I do not fit in here, I have to be average to fit in here. I have to tell stories about how sad and depressing my life is to fit in so when you and guys like you read them you can feel a little better about yourselves. You all complain about how annoying the AFC's who ask dumb questions are but that is what you live for. Id a non-afc comes along a guy who made something of himself you automatically pounce. The fact is its to late for you to make anything of yourself, so you are going to be this sad and bitter for the rest of your life.

So good luck with that I sincerely wish you all the best... actually that is bull**** I think you are worthless and a waste of space.

Anyway take your victory have a little celebration on my behalf. This will be my last post on this website. I wont even be reading your reply posts.

Have an average life! Cya
 

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Doggie, doggie!

He leaves as he registers a new screen name.

Trolley! :yes: :yes: :yes:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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