"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You only met her 3 days before she went to Jamaica? Unless you became exclusive within those 3 days you really don't have any right to be mad.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by ego
Is there some strange sarcasm behind this or are you really being serious? Who really cares about some nude pictures?

And for you who are looking for porno: Go out in the real world and you'll hopefully, one day, find some real tits and *****.
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Were not looking for porn!!!! We trying to help this guy out, but we first to see what she did for reference!
 
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What do you expect?

Why are you dudes to desperate to see some pics of some girls that you can just go to the mall to see?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You guys were so had

Couldn't you tell this guy was playing you? He fed into three things:

1. the fact that you're on this site gave him the impression that EVERYONE on this site is a LOSER who can't get women. I can't speak for anyone else but I know that false impression pisses me off. Thank you for bringing down the quality and integrity of sosuave by begging the troll for pics. :kick:

2. he knows this site brings in guys from all over the world which means different races, too. He was hoping to ignite racial tensions by hitting it where he was hoping many of the posters here would feel it: insecurity about their masculinity brought to the surface by images of a black guy having sex with a white gal. And a couple of you bought right into that with your reponses to the thread. Again, great job

3. he was counting on you to beg for pics so he could overload your inboxes with porno SPAM. You might have even downloaded viruses to your computers. :rolleyes:

Trolls play on the feelings/insecurities of the members of forum groups. They do it when they don't like what a given site stands for. Be don juans and don't fall for troll bait.
 
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This email posting frenzy is fuccking hilarious
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Host them on tinypic.com and post them here or pm them to me. I don't want to miss out on the party!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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