"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Former plate asked me if I'm circumcised

ARrocket

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We haven't seen each other in awhile as she's moved across the globe, but we talk often, and she's well acquainted with my friend down there :eek:

Says she never really noticed if I was or not, wtf
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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if a girl has to ask if you are circumcised or not she never was a plate.
 

backseatjuan

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Backbreaker b'tch, I told you you'll come back, and here you are. What's up nigga! Oh on post, I think she's attention wh0ring over internet, just like all women do, wake up, go on internet check messages, check guests, read commets, post comments, look at her pictures. 30 minutes later repeat, then again, and again. Then before bed repeat again.
 

Marvin Gaye

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Negative thoughts down the drain just relax, let t
backseatjuan said:
Backbreaker b'tch, I told you you'll come back, and here you are. What's up nigga! Oh on post, I think she's attention wh0ring over internet, just like all women do, wake up, go on internet check messages, check guests, read commets, post comments, look at her pictures. 30 minutes later repeat, then again, and again. Then before bed repeat again.
You make some of the funniest posts around here
 
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