"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Former plate asked me if I'm circumcised

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ARrocket

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We haven't seen each other in awhile as she's moved across the globe, but we talk often, and she's well acquainted with my friend down there :eek:

Says she never really noticed if I was or not, wtf
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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if a girl has to ask if you are circumcised or not she never was a plate.
 
backseatjuan

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Backbreaker b'tch, I told you you'll come back, and here you are. What's up nigga! Oh on post, I think she's attention wh0ring over internet, just like all women do, wake up, go on internet check messages, check guests, read commets, post comments, look at her pictures. 30 minutes later repeat, then again, and again. Then before bed repeat again.
 
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backseatjuan said:
Backbreaker b'tch, I told you you'll come back, and here you are. What's up nigga! Oh on post, I think she's attention wh0ring over internet, just like all women do, wake up, go on internet check messages, check guests, read commets, post comments, look at her pictures. 30 minutes later repeat, then again, and again. Then before bed repeat again.
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You make some of the funniest posts around here
 
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