"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Former plate asked me if I'm circumcised

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We haven't seen each other in awhile as she's moved across the globe, but we talk often, and she's well acquainted with my friend down there :eek:

Says she never really noticed if I was or not, wtf
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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if a girl has to ask if you are circumcised or not she never was a plate.
 
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Backbreaker b'tch, I told you you'll come back, and here you are. What's up nigga! Oh on post, I think she's attention wh0ring over internet, just like all women do, wake up, go on internet check messages, check guests, read commets, post comments, look at her pictures. 30 minutes later repeat, then again, and again. Then before bed repeat again.
 
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backseatjuan said:
Backbreaker b'tch, I told you you'll come back, and here you are. What's up nigga! Oh on post, I think she's attention wh0ring over internet, just like all women do, wake up, go on internet check messages, check guests, read commets, post comments, look at her pictures. 30 minutes later repeat, then again, and again. Then before bed repeat again.
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You make some of the funniest posts around here
 
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