"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Grewd said:
A super persistant and consistent troll? Had this been some guy popping up out of nowhere I would be more inclined to agree. He's been going on and on across several forums, google the username picollo30. That's the username he used to upload the pictures, he's got forum profiles under the same username with the same story. There's also a twitter account with that username, which shows what probably is his real name.
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I believe he is real and serious... Mental illness like this exists. He shows all the hallmarks of his condition. Even his constant posting is part of the condition as he would try to either seek whatever positive validation he can (which is never enough), or even if people insult his looks it confirms the delusion. It sounds absurd but people in a delusion do not want to believe it is just a delusion, they believe in the delusion as their reality. I have seen more ridiculous things than this...

I offered him a place to go where they would offer him better psychological support. But I doubt he will take it because he is not looking for that, and he likely has either given up or has become entrenched in the delusion. He likely is also in therapy, but judging by him going for cosmetic surgery and his posts I doubt the therapist was successful at all... Which is typical because there is no real cure for insanity.

But either way, he should not be here... These kinds of threads he makes are not going to help him and will only drag him down deeper into his delusion. Not to mention that this kind of stuff is not suitable for SoSuave.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Asmodeus said:
I believe he is real and serious... Mental illness like this exists. He shows all the hallmarks of his condition. Even his constant posting is part of the condition as he would try to either seek whatever positive validation he can (which is never enough), or even if people insult his looks it confirms the delusion. It sounds absurd but people in a delusion do not want to believe it is just a delusion, they believe in the delusion as their reality. I have seen more ridiculous things than this...

I offered him a place to go where they would offer him better psychological support. But I doubt he will take it because he is not looking for that, and he likely has either given up or has become entrenched in the delusion. He likely is also in therapy, but judging by him going for cosmetic surgery and his posts I doubt the therapist was successful at all... Which is typical because there is no real cure for insanity.

But either way, he should not be here... These kinds of threads he makes are not going to help him and will only drag him down deeper into his delusion. Not to mention that this kind of stuff is not suitable for SoSuave.
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That he virtully solicits derision, then gripes about it is the only 'sign' I need.

He want to hear what he wants to hear.
 
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In any obsession, an underlying motive rests dormant.

OP, what is your motive? Surely, it's not your looks, as if you had a string of 8s or 9s at your beck and call, you could give a fvck about your appearance, right? Or?

Are you just looking to get laid, a relationship, or children by any girl? Or must the girl meet a baseline threshhold (e.g. an 8, good values, etc.)?

OP, I would be interested (if this thread is not closed before then) in hearing what your guised motive is behind your looks obsession. Be specific in describing your goal.
 
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can someone gime an example of a guy that looks like me?

is this it? please google stevi ritchie minus the hair
 
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Clueless2k16 said:
can someone gime an example of a guy that looks like me?

is this it? please google stevi ritchie minus the hair
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Your excessive focus on looks is the problem, stop comparing your looks to others. Seriously, stop that sh!t. It's pure poison to your self-esteem.

I've seen the pictures of your eyes, yes they're droopy or whatever it's called. But it's not as ugly and repulsive as you think it is.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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being repulsive is not that bad, less money spent, more time for me and more money spent on me, i can always pay a hooker for sex, plus you can see whos really honestly interested in getting to know me or not. being repulsive is not bad at all.
 
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Grewd said:
Your excessive focus on looks is the problem, stop comparing your looks to others. Seriously, stop that sh!t. It's pure poison to your self-esteem.

I've seen the pictures of your eyes, yes they're droopy or whatever it's called. But it's not as ugly and repulsive as you think it is.
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i knew it :) truth is starting to come to light
 
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i knew it :) truth is starting to come to light
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What truth? You look like you do, but none of us thinks you look ugly. Stevi Richie looks good, he's easily distinguishable because of the eyes of course, but not in a negative way. You don't look bad with those eyes either.

I'm pretty sure I speak for most of the forum when I again say you don't look as bad as you think.

It's all of us against you. You act like a crazy person who says "I'm not crazy, everyone else is". Do you see my point?
 
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Grew ad said:
What truth? You look like you do, but none of us thinks you look ugly. Stevi Richie looks good, he's easily distinguishable because of the eyes of course, but not in a negative way. You don't look bad with those eyes either.

I'm pretty sure I speak for most of the forum when I again say you don't look as bad as you think.

It's all of us against you. You act like a crazy person who says "I'm not crazy, everyone else is". Do you see my point?
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no worries :) i always have hookers like i said. or do you think they will reject my money if they see my face?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Just do it already. Speed up evolutuon and just fvcking do it. Or fix your fvcking mindset and adapt along with the rest of the world. Toughen up already, you fail because you let others affect you. You still take other people's sh!t, no one respects you. Have you ever stood up for yourself? When someone starts talking crap to you, have you ever just told them off? Have you ever threatened to kick the **** out of them? Have you ever actually pushed someone or fought back against them? Grow a pair of balls!
 
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Keep posting the pictures of the Bassett hound with your profile pics!! I'll grab the popcorn, this should be interesting!
 
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