"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
Wrong again. I registered in 2002 (january) under a different name. So don't lecture me about what the forum used to be like. No i didn't write that.:) Nah, i did....
What was your other name?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
Wrong again. I registered in 2002 (january) under a different name. So don't lecture me about what the forum used to be like. No i didn't write that.:) Nah, i did....

I don't think i'm the man.....i KNOW i am.




Will you? I've never tried that. You dare you question my spelling. Now who's doing some quick ass editing.
Not at all, I freely admit that I edited that word, along with several others since my comprehension was a little sloppy, to say the least. However, the difference is... that I didn't profess to be "that good of a student" and then ****-up just seconds after, looking like a halfwit :p

You're the BOY, not the man. There's a difference, the latter tends to possess maturity.

And did you make so many stupid posts under the original name that you had too? Or are we just treated to it with the new one? Ass.
 

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Now. I am finished. I've been kicking all of you for two pages (not adding the other thread). I have endured your Inane boring comments for too long. So to sum up....

  • Statement retracted
  • Giovanni Cassanova and Penkitten are made for each other, beacuse, frankly, no other right minded person wants them
  • Observe and learn (though talk and bore would be a more apt name) has no clue as to whats going on. Though good try on the arguing, i respect that.
  • Everyone else on here is great, good luck to you all.

With that said, i'm having some offline time. You know, people, live life......

Incedently Observe and learn, since people like me have been messing up these forums. Would i have started that arguement in the other thread, if it wasn't inane and pointless?

P.p.s Eternal, i was a denial. May have been been october 2002. I can't remember.

Edit : Eternal, get back to this Dude

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25231 look at my replies, i looked up to you.
 

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
Now. I am finished.

Didn't you say that before?

Eternal is a gob-sh!te

He knows.

Giovanni Cassanova and Penkitten are made for each other, beacuse, frankly, no other right minded person wants them

Said the bitter, jealous, angry guy on the Internet forum who doesn't know either of them.

With that said, i'm having some offline time. You know, people, live life......

You'll be missed... if you ever leave.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Gio, how often does Allen check in and which email address can I use to contact him directly?
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It seems like it's been a week or so since he last checked in. Last I knew his email address was [email protected]
Thank you. I think I'm going to request that all my posts be removed from the DJ Bible. I'm disgusted with the level of censorship I'm seeing on this site, and I'm not sure I want my advice affiliated with that. I despise censorship with a passion.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova



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Said the bitter, jealous, angry guy on the Internet forum who doesn't know either of them.

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and all the village people rejoice.
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Thank you. I think I'm going to request that all my posts be removed from the DJ Bible. I'm disgusted with the level of censorship I'm seeing on this site, and I'm not sure I want my advice affiliated with that. I despise censorship with a passion.
wyld..
can you email allen and talk to him about the censorship and speak to him about what you think is going on at the site before asking for your stuff to be removed?
i am sure there has to be a way to get this all resolved, don't you?
i , for one, have always enjoyed your posts and i think that they are valueable reads, i would hate that everyone would have to suffer the loss of them.
 

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I posted in Suggestion and Feedback, which I assume he has read by now. Censorship has always made me furious, especially when it's just not warranted. Banning even friendly discourse from any thread just because some people might post flames is just stupid in my opinion. Delete the offending posts if you must, but deleting everything is ignorant and lazy. And I'm VERY angry that my thread was locked after I spent a long time preparing to make it and had promised to start a new Photo Challenge Thread. I don't like having anyone else prevent me from keeping my word. There's not much that sets me off, but this is one of the few things.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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