"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
Wrong again. I registered in 2002 (january) under a different name. So don't lecture me about what the forum used to be like. No i didn't write that.:) Nah, i did....
What was your other name?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
Wrong again. I registered in 2002 (january) under a different name. So don't lecture me about what the forum used to be like. No i didn't write that.:) Nah, i did....

I don't think i'm the man.....i KNOW i am.




Will you? I've never tried that. You dare you question my spelling. Now who's doing some quick ass editing.
Not at all, I freely admit that I edited that word, along with several others since my comprehension was a little sloppy, to say the least. However, the difference is... that I didn't profess to be "that good of a student" and then ****-up just seconds after, looking like a halfwit :p

You're the BOY, not the man. There's a difference, the latter tends to possess maturity.

And did you make so many stupid posts under the original name that you had too? Or are we just treated to it with the new one? Ass.
 

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Now. I am finished. I've been kicking all of you for two pages (not adding the other thread). I have endured your Inane boring comments for too long. So to sum up....

  • Statement retracted
  • Giovanni Cassanova and Penkitten are made for each other, beacuse, frankly, no other right minded person wants them
  • Observe and learn (though talk and bore would be a more apt name) has no clue as to whats going on. Though good try on the arguing, i respect that.
  • Everyone else on here is great, good luck to you all.

With that said, i'm having some offline time. You know, people, live life......

Incedently Observe and learn, since people like me have been messing up these forums. Would i have started that arguement in the other thread, if it wasn't inane and pointless?

P.p.s Eternal, i was a denial. May have been been october 2002. I can't remember.

Edit : Eternal, get back to this Dude

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25231 look at my replies, i looked up to you.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
Now. I am finished.

Didn't you say that before?

Eternal is a gob-sh!te

He knows.

Giovanni Cassanova and Penkitten are made for each other, beacuse, frankly, no other right minded person wants them

Said the bitter, jealous, angry guy on the Internet forum who doesn't know either of them.

With that said, i'm having some offline time. You know, people, live life......

You'll be missed... if you ever leave.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Gio, how often does Allen check in and which email address can I use to contact him directly?
 

Wyldfire

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
It seems like it's been a week or so since he last checked in. Last I knew his email address was [email protected]
Thank you. I think I'm going to request that all my posts be removed from the DJ Bible. I'm disgusted with the level of censorship I'm seeing on this site, and I'm not sure I want my advice affiliated with that. I despise censorship with a passion.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova



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Said the bitter, jealous, angry guy on the Internet forum who doesn't know either of them.

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and all the village people rejoice.
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Thank you. I think I'm going to request that all my posts be removed from the DJ Bible. I'm disgusted with the level of censorship I'm seeing on this site, and I'm not sure I want my advice affiliated with that. I despise censorship with a passion.
wyld..
can you email allen and talk to him about the censorship and speak to him about what you think is going on at the site before asking for your stuff to be removed?
i am sure there has to be a way to get this all resolved, don't you?
i , for one, have always enjoyed your posts and i think that they are valueable reads, i would hate that everyone would have to suffer the loss of them.
 

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I posted in Suggestion and Feedback, which I assume he has read by now. Censorship has always made me furious, especially when it's just not warranted. Banning even friendly discourse from any thread just because some people might post flames is just stupid in my opinion. Delete the offending posts if you must, but deleting everything is ignorant and lazy. And I'm VERY angry that my thread was locked after I spent a long time preparing to make it and had promised to start a new Photo Challenge Thread. I don't like having anyone else prevent me from keeping my word. There's not much that sets me off, but this is one of the few things.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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