"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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For the truly enormously endowed, has this ever prevented you from getting poontang?

MatureDJ

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I was reading this, and it got me interested:
The 23-year-old brothel worker, who earns around £2,000 a week, also claims you can “chuck a semi pretty girl into a brothel with nice lingerie and she can make a fortune and be worshipped like a goddess”.

And she has revealed that one man who came to her had a huge penis, “as long and thick as my forearm”.

She was forced to decline and added: “Poor guy burst into tears as he can't get laid it's so big.”
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I’m well above average but wouldn’t say “enormous” most women say I’m the biggest they ever had.

most girls I have to start slow, but I’ve had two so far that just couldn’t take it and we had to stop.
 

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‘Prevented’. No. But alot of girls, including my GF, can only do it for a while before they get sore. I’m big, but not ‘enourmous’.
 

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I'm only a little bigger than average but I've encountered a number of women I could barely fit inside, no matter how wet they were. I'd have to imagine its even more of an issue for huge guys.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I've been told by a few gals that I was big (in girth of the glans, not length), but I wonder if they were just telling me that to make me feel good. :rolleyes: That said, condoms do feel tighter than I would think they should, so I don't like wearing them, and prefer bareback oral to coital covered.
 

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I've been told by a few gals that I was big (in girth of the glans, not length), but I wonder if they were just telling me that to make me feel good. :rolleyes: That said, condoms do feel tighter than I would think they should, so I don't like wearing them, and prefer bareback oral to coital covered.
Girls refuse condoms with me. But I’ll choose PIV over BJs anyday.
 

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It's pretty funny that having a tiny petite woman is at the same time both a status symbol and an indication that one probably doesn't have a huge d!ck.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Black Widow Void

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Hate to brag here, but when I'm at "full attention" I'm hung like a thumbtack.

Seriously though... I wonder why the OP would create a posting that invites fellow members to talk about their size. Back in high school gym, our locker room had about fifteen showers lined up one by one. There was always that 'one guy' that hung out in the showers a little too long. This OP's posting kind of creeps me out just the same.
 

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more than a few chicks have been uncomfortable with my big size, prevented at least one LTR as we just didnt "fit"

hmmmph
 
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