"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Snap87

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just wondering. before you put on condom, before they give you *******, before they give you handjob, etc. Do they take a good look at your d!ck, to check if you have stds? I ask because before i have had 2 girls that have done that, even though i dont have any(hope not) its annoying. does your girl/girls do/done that to you?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bible_Belt

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Do they take a good look at your d!ck, to check if you have stds?

Nope, nor have I ever had a woman ask questions about sexual history, either. Girls are emotional, not logical.
 

StoneColdFox

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I honestly think those girls were just messing with you..lol

I mean what did they take out a medical reference book as well? lol
 

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Once a girl (a stripper who did girl-on-girl stuff live on stage. Crazy but fun. She was even a member here for a while. Had to block her phone number in the end) insisted on me wearing a condom for a Bj.

Actually it wasn't too bad.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bizzaro

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Bible_Belt said:
Girls are emotional, not logical.

No, girls think logically with emotion.

Logical-Emotion


Only women can pull that off.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Emogical.

I've never had a chick study my tool. Usually they just start goin at it.
 

AustinG

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i take out a wrap sheet of all the girls ive banged and the guys they banged before and make her sign a signature so she knows she might catch somthing :crazy:
 

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LOL austinG da man!

Ehh, no man thats never hapened....
 

LA_Chico

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naw bro chicks at hot Hollywood parties don't check that sh1t, but like Austin I make dem sign a liability contract
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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uh, maybe they are just trying to see if they can find it.
 

BobFuest

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LA_Chico said:
naw bro chicks at hot Hollywood parties don't check that sh1t, but like Austin I make dem sign a liability contract
wow your like so LA man. like totally wow bro. wow maybe u will see paris hilton taking a dump. haha fuking wit you man.
 

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well its obvious girls are gonna look at it before they do anything. the girls i have been with look at it, and since theres nothing that looks weird or wrong they dont question much else, but they dont examine it or anything.

its something you should watch out for though, i check out ***** before doing anything. if i can fit fingers too easily, if theres a weird look or smell to it, get outta there cause a half hour of hittin isnt worth a lifetime of illness
 

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Lmao, yeah I give them a chance to examine it with their mouth, no problem.

I have never had a girl blatently do this, but this is funny, you must be messing around with experienced and/or scared girls.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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10:1 he has some kind of deformed weiner so girls just look at it in amazement like "WTF IS THIS?!! HE MUST HAVE SOMETHING!"
 

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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Oxide said:
10:1 he has some kind of deformed weiner so girls just look at it in amazement like "WTF IS THIS?!! HE MUST HAVE SOMETHING!"

LOL Deformed weiner eh?

Must be the newer generation :cheer:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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