just wondering. before you put on condom, before they give you *******, before they give you handjob, etc. Do they take a good look at your d!ck, to check if you have stds? I ask because before i have had 2 girls that have done that, even though i dont have any(hope not) its annoying. does your girl/girls do/done that to you?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
for guys who have had sex already...
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
HollowHorizon
Senior Don Juan
Lmao, Nope Never Happend
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Do they take a good look at your d!ck, to check if you have stds?
Nope, nor have I ever had a woman ask questions about sexual history, either. Girls are emotional, not logical.
Nope, nor have I ever had a woman ask questions about sexual history, either. Girls are emotional, not logical.
StoneColdFox
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I honestly think those girls were just messing with you..lol
I mean what did they take out a medical reference book as well? lol
I mean what did they take out a medical reference book as well? lol
Once a girl (a stripper who did girl-on-girl stuff live on stage. Crazy but fun. She was even a member here for a while. Had to block her phone number in the end) insisted on me wearing a condom for a Bj.
Actually it wasn't too bad.
Actually it wasn't too bad.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Emogical.
I've never had a chick study my tool. Usually they just start goin at it.
I've never had a chick study my tool. Usually they just start goin at it.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
naw bro chicks at hot Hollywood parties don't check that sh1t, but like Austin I make dem sign a liability contract
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
sparky0000
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uh, maybe they are just trying to see if they can find it.
well its obvious girls are gonna look at it before they do anything. the girls i have been with look at it, and since theres nothing that looks weird or wrong they dont question much else, but they dont examine it or anything.
its something you should watch out for though, i check out ***** before doing anything. if i can fit fingers too easily, if theres a weird look or smell to it, get outta there cause a half hour of hittin isnt worth a lifetime of illness
its something you should watch out for though, i check out ***** before doing anything. if i can fit fingers too easily, if theres a weird look or smell to it, get outta there cause a half hour of hittin isnt worth a lifetime of illness
spider_007
Master Don Juan
is it wierd looking??? abnormal???
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
NOT REALLY!
Most girls I've been with.. we just got down and dirty
Most girls I've been with.. we just got down and dirty
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Oxide said:
LOL Deformed weiner eh?
Must be the newer generation :cheer:
Docs
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lol....
Her: "So, this fork thing is your ****?"
Him: "Well..yeah, is it normal????!"
Her: "So, this fork thing is your ****?"
Him: "Well..yeah, is it normal????!"
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.