just wondering. before you put on condom, before they give you *******, before they give you handjob, etc. Do they take a good look at your d!ck, to check if you have stds? I ask because before i have had 2 girls that have done that, even though i dont have any(hope not) its annoying. does your girl/girls do/done that to you?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
for guys who have had sex already...
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
HollowHorizon
Senior Don Juan
Lmao, Nope Never Happend
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Do they take a good look at your d!ck, to check if you have stds?
Nope, nor have I ever had a woman ask questions about sexual history, either. Girls are emotional, not logical.
Nope, nor have I ever had a woman ask questions about sexual history, either. Girls are emotional, not logical.
StoneColdFox
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I honestly think those girls were just messing with you..lol
I mean what did they take out a medical reference book as well? lol
I mean what did they take out a medical reference book as well? lol
Once a girl (a stripper who did girl-on-girl stuff live on stage. Crazy but fun. She was even a member here for a while. Had to block her phone number in the end) insisted on me wearing a condom for a Bj.
Actually it wasn't too bad.
Actually it wasn't too bad.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Emogical.
I've never had a chick study my tool. Usually they just start goin at it.
I've never had a chick study my tool. Usually they just start goin at it.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
naw bro chicks at hot Hollywood parties don't check that sh1t, but like Austin I make dem sign a liability contract
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
sparky0000
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uh, maybe they are just trying to see if they can find it.
well its obvious girls are gonna look at it before they do anything. the girls i have been with look at it, and since theres nothing that looks weird or wrong they dont question much else, but they dont examine it or anything.
its something you should watch out for though, i check out ***** before doing anything. if i can fit fingers too easily, if theres a weird look or smell to it, get outta there cause a half hour of hittin isnt worth a lifetime of illness
its something you should watch out for though, i check out ***** before doing anything. if i can fit fingers too easily, if theres a weird look or smell to it, get outta there cause a half hour of hittin isnt worth a lifetime of illness
spider_007
Master Don Juan
is it wierd looking??? abnormal???
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
NOT REALLY!
Most girls I've been with.. we just got down and dirty
Most girls I've been with.. we just got down and dirty
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Oxide said:
LOL Deformed weiner eh?
Must be the newer generation :cheer:
Docs
Banned
lol....
Her: "So, this fork thing is your ****?"
Him: "Well..yeah, is it normal????!"
Her: "So, this fork thing is your ****?"
Him: "Well..yeah, is it normal????!"
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.