For Guitarist: Reasons Why Guitars are Better Than Women

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Got this in an email.

Why Guitars are Better Than Women

1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $. 79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can retune it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

 

[Mr.Positive]

Hahaha...too funny.

The one that gets me the most is 11.

[*]You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar

I really would not want to meet a woman I needed to use 4 fingers on. :nervous:

 

[In Motion]

A-****ING-MEN! But I just cant keep my fingers away from girls either, or a girl. Im in a relationship with my girl and my guitar. And Im sure that my relationship with my guitar will last longer.

 

[LostAndConfused]

My guitar flaked on me after the second date, no joke.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

... Im in a relationship with my girl and my guitar. And Im sure that my relationship with my guitar will last longer.

Well in comparison, keeping around a '69 Strat is usually better than keeping around a '69 slut (not talking about your girl specifically).

 

[woods]

You wont go to prison for lighting your guitar on fire, or smashing it onstage
I actually WANT to listen to my guitar scream
You can get a "dual humbucker" anytime (thats bad, I know)
Picking up a guitar is effortless
My mom never called my guitar a hor
I can get rid of the feedback from my guitar
My friends dycks have never been in my guitar (i hope)

 

[BMX]

My bass allows me to find out just how low it will go, at any given time.

 

[PhunGar]

Guitars ftw!!!!!