Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
She already gets that.Originally posted by Don Ronny
mindblowing sex...
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
She already gets that.Originally posted by Don Ronny
mindblowing sex...
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
say it aint so? heheOriginally posted by Don Ronny
penkitten, you inspired me to start doing Kegels.
Thanks to you I can now knock the lamp off the night-stand with my money shot!
Thanks a million,
DR
PS- Sorry honey but it never would have worked out between us. We are too similar and it would have all ended in terrible fights resolving in mindblowing sex...I just could not stand all that emotional drama! *sigh* At least we'll always have our pubic exercises. (I am doing them as I type!)
karate explosions!Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
She already gets that.
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...Originally posted by penkitten
karate explosions!
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?Originally posted by Eternal
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...
*Goes back and talks to Taco Bell managers.*
Ok, they want to rename it to "Pen's Chalupa."
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?Originally posted by penkitten
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~Originally posted by Eternal
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?
Oh well, Gio can help you burn off any extra weight.
Same here...Grande Combo...Mmmm...Originally posted by penkitten
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~