Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
- Messages
- 5,550
- Reaction score
- 18
- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
She already gets that.Originally posted by Don Ronny
mindblowing sex...
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
She already gets that.Originally posted by Don Ronny
mindblowing sex...
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
say it aint so? heheOriginally posted by Don Ronny
penkitten, you inspired me to start doing Kegels.
Thanks to you I can now knock the lamp off the night-stand with my money shot!
Thanks a million,
DR
PS- Sorry honey but it never would have worked out between us. We are too similar and it would have all ended in terrible fights resolving in mindblowing sex...I just could not stand all that emotional drama! *sigh* At least we'll always have our pubic exercises. (I am doing them as I type!)
karate explosions!Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
She already gets that.
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...Originally posted by penkitten
karate explosions!
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?Originally posted by Eternal
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...
*Goes back and talks to Taco Bell managers.*
Ok, they want to rename it to "Pen's Chalupa."
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?Originally posted by penkitten
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~Originally posted by Eternal
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?
Oh well, Gio can help you burn off any extra weight.
Same here...Grande Combo...Mmmm...Originally posted by penkitten
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~