"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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For Giovanni and Penkitten

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
penkitten, you inspired me to start doing Kegels.

Thanks to you I can now knock the lamp off the night-stand with my money shot!

Thanks a million, :)

DR

PS- Sorry honey but it never would have worked out between us. We are too similar and it would have all ended in terrible fights resolving in mindblowing sex...I just could not stand all that emotional drama! *sigh* At least we'll always have our pubic exercises. (I am doing them as I type!)
say it aint so? hehe
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
karate explosions!
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...

*Goes back and talks to Taco Bell managers.*

Ok, they want to rename it to "Pen's Chalupa."
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...

*Goes back and talks to Taco Bell managers.*

Ok, they want to rename it to "Pen's Chalupa."
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by penkitten
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?

Oh well, Gio can help you burn off any extra weight.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?

Oh well, Gio can help you burn off any extra weight.
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~
Same here...Grande Combo...Mmmm...
 

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nacho bell grande...
no...
mexican pizza...
no...
99 cent bean and potato burrito .. yay!
 
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