For Christmas, I'm going to get [Member Name] a ______.

[Atom Smasher]

Since things are pretty slow around here, why don't we list some imaginary Christmas lists in the format outlined in the subject line?

e.g.
For Christmas, I'm going to get Judge Nismo a SoSuave-embossed gold-plated gavel.

I'm going to get Atom Smasher a keg of Geritol (I beat you bastards to it).

I'm going to get backbreaker a spell checker.

I'm going to get Rollo a sober proof-reader.

Everybody, have at it. I'm sure we'll get some very creative posts.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

I'm going to get LiveFreeX a one way plane ticket to the U.S.

....and get Atom Smasher a Hoveround.

 

[speed dawg]

I'm going to get backbreaker another internet hobby.

I'm going to get Gaylan a granola bar.

I'm going to get Espi a framed George Zimmerman poster.

I'm going to get Bible_Belt a double ended dildo for he and his girl.

I'm going to get bradd80 a golden mirror to look at himself all day long.

 

[Vantagepoint34]

I'm going to get Biblebelt a copy of "The System".

 

[backbreaker]

I'm going to get backbreaker a spell checker.

rotfl

I'm going to get PlayHer man a box of magic markers

 

[user43770]

I'm gonna get Burroughs a new ISP. Miss that guy these days.

I'm gonna buy Mike32ct a ticket to Vegas so he can pull mad hoes and write another epic field report.

Gonna buy Who Dares Win a Glock 21 so that he doesn't have to worry about intruders.

Gonna buy Danger the government, so he can take over and make everything right for the male sex.

Gonna give Tits so much money that he never has to worry about anything ever again.

Gonna get Deep Dish a record deal so I can finally bootleg his music.

Gonna buy MikeBrown30 whatever he wants.

Gonna buy KontrollerX happiness.

Gonna buy Purefilth a sick ass squat rack.

I'm gonna take Espi to Mons Venus and pay for everything (intend to do this one in real life).

 

[InnerHappiness]

This Christmas, I'd get

Mike32ct an inflatable English teach
NaughtyNinja a new POF account
Atom Smasher a handsaw since it will be powered next couple of years
backbreaker a My Little Pony diary
Colossus a prostitute for your broken arm (I don't know you that well, but you give off so little info, I;m sure not many do)
Bible_Belt a years supply of Extenze for his raunchy GF
zekko a fvcking Dominos pizza because appears he has everything he wants
PlayHerMan a Rosie the Riveter poster
samspade a European pageant bombshell
Desdinova, Miley Cirus in duet / porn scene
Jitterbug - IDK, a Slap Chop
PPRF an Asian Mail order bride
Who Dares Win a copy of Adam Sander's Anger Management
taiyuu_otoko a time machine
Espi a 3 year subscription to Match.com
T!ts a fake negative pregnancy test
bradd80 a website domain
Iceberg an official comedy show
Rollo Tomassi people to 'get' you
cordoncordon a wonderful wedding
Social_Leper to be the Best DJ
floydb25 a more positive view
nismo-4 his own accessorized courtroom with Barbie stenographer
BeDJ more field reports
VladPatton a journey of forever knowledge
5strings a lifetime supply of Keep-ur-Wit 30mg
Boilermaker a Santa tie
jophil28 a prayer
Scaramouche a ticket to the Philipines
Aristipus I don't know, you rock
Ah fvck I'm tired and sorry for the others that could not post.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Tits a wonder bra - He doesn't get nearly enough support around here.

Desdinova a new Lithium-Ion motorized ban hammer (Available from DeWalt... Full disclosure: I'm an affiliate)

5string a new string to make it a proper 6

Humble Ninja two more hands to handle his POF accounts, his SS account, and whatever other KBJ'ing he's up to on the Interwebs.

Zarky a new book, "So You Want to be a Liberal"

Dr. Beard - sanity

Pook a 1 hour interview with Aristotle and a book, "So You Want to Speak in The King's English"

jophil a box of Cuban cigars

Collosus an all-around good guy award

Squirrels a missing persons' report

Mike32ct another all-around good guy award

Bradd80 1 hour a day with Ronaldo who will be doing paralegal work for him

Peaks&Valleys a season pass to Friday Night Fights with Tits & Zarky

PlayHer Man a case of red spray paint. Also, a punching bag with a picture of a generic, all-purpose "fag" on it

 

[Mike32ct]

Judge Nismo - A two-week LTR with T a y l or S w I f t

LiveFreeX - Pizza, Xbox, and a dozen snake plants

Eternalwater - A quickie with an HB8 in the club coat room

More to come... At work now...

 

[speed dawg]

Dr. Beard

You talking about 2006 stuff

 

[Atom Smasher]

No kidding?

I like to make a nod to the old days once in a while.

 

[Who Dares Win]

No kidding?

I like to make a nod to the old days once in a while.

Old days? u mean when you were young and the american flag had only 13 stars put in a circle?

Feel free to nod as much as you want cause for this christmass Im gonna get you a rocking chair for you to sit outside to stare at the kids and tell them that at their age you were already married.

 

[Desdinova]

Desdinova, Miley Cirus in duet / porn scene

You really hate me, don't you?

 

[InnerHappiness]

You did karaoke, but if we are playing white santa, I'd steal it and give you Espi's "Love at First Type" Webinar.

Slickster a Honeymoon cruise
betheman the same as I will give myself. An all-exoense paid to S. America
Bokanosky a deputy badge of the retarded poster on sosuave
V. U. nothing, because you have acheived what you wanted to
Arcbound a very bright future, you have much wisdom for being 22
Burroughs a Rosie O Donell threesome with Ellen Degenerus
squirrels.....
A lot, you gave your experiences and taken it all away. I really would want to speak to you. Too bad you are gone, I think I am in the same faze as you when you stopped here. Maybe you are muuch happy now. Maybe you aren't. Your last words were the same as mine, I hope you took the more positive route resolution. There are negstives, but I hope you took the positive one. We will never hear from you again, but take care.

 

[Mike32ct]

This Christmas, I'd get

Mike32ct an inflatable English teach

^This for the win.

 

[Vantagepoint34]

I am going to get Desdinova a box of chocolates

 

[Desdinova]

First, innerhappiness is trying to hook me up with that ugly twerking goof, and now vantagepoint is trying to get me fat. I love you guys.

I'm getting Vice a crate to ship his ex-gf and all her 5hit to Africa.

 

[zekko]

zekko a fvcking Dominos pizza because appears he has everything he wants.

I'd like a Domino's pizza

It's true I have almost everything I want, but cut me some slack. I'm 53 frigging years old so chances are I'm on my last frigging legs here.

Oh, I should give a present.
I'll give Pook his face on a milk carton.