"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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For all you gamers bent on blood and explosions, this is for you.

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Unreal Tournament 2004, with heavy modification (and modification to modifications) :D
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http://24.226.38.2/UT2004 Mod Teaser/
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Over 60 screenshots to piss your pants with, with such things as attack helicopters, homing missiles, rocket launchers, sniper rifles, automatic weapons, gauss rifles (remember MechWarrior?), and every other little trinket and gadget bent on mass murdering not-so-innocent bots. :rockon:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Docs said:
Stares at 2816 posts to 54....
Yeah, ok.


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Accorditg to him: You're a troll. I'm a troll. Desdinova is a troll. Francisco is a Troll... {And some others. I forget which other threads he posted in and I don't give a sh*t to find out.}

And most everyone else. All the posts I read by him have called someone a troll.


Hey Docs. Doesn't DJDoomage look alot like DJDamage? Coincidence? I think not.
 

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I dunno, I could make a addy that says Call_Me_Daddi and I could be legit. (Say...maybe he's that John_Dildo somebody dolt that tried flame baiting a few of the guys here..)

Meh...on topic now...did you take a look?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah. Do you know how hard it is to take 80 screenshots, delete 20 of them, write up all the code to format it into clickable pictures, add captions for each one, split it into 7 pages, add the page change codes. Bah. I don't care if it's unfinished. Go look around my ip and you'll notice nothing is formatted pretty.
 

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Omgs!!! You found my porn! >.<
Does it turn you on?

:D

Mod: No, but I can edit. I can't create anything, it's that cruel knowing nothing is safe, knowing everything is safe, but only knowing somethings is dangerous. I'm Dangerous.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

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