"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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For all you gamers bent on blood and explosions, this is for you.

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Unreal Tournament 2004, with heavy modification (and modification to modifications) :D
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http://24.226.38.2/UT2004 Mod Teaser/
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Over 60 screenshots to piss your pants with, with such things as attack helicopters, homing missiles, rocket launchers, sniper rifles, automatic weapons, gauss rifles (remember MechWarrior?), and every other little trinket and gadget bent on mass murdering not-so-innocent bots. :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Docs said:
Stares at 2816 posts to 54....
Yeah, ok.


[ DJDoomage ]
Target Acquired
Accorditg to him: You're a troll. I'm a troll. Desdinova is a troll. Francisco is a Troll... {And some others. I forget which other threads he posted in and I don't give a sh*t to find out.}

And most everyone else. All the posts I read by him have called someone a troll.


Hey Docs. Doesn't DJDoomage look alot like DJDamage? Coincidence? I think not.
 

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I dunno, I could make a addy that says Call_Me_Daddi and I could be legit. (Say...maybe he's that John_Dildo somebody dolt that tried flame baiting a few of the guys here..)

Meh...on topic now...did you take a look?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Yeah. Do you know how hard it is to take 80 screenshots, delete 20 of them, write up all the code to format it into clickable pictures, add captions for each one, split it into 7 pages, add the page change codes. Bah. I don't care if it's unfinished. Go look around my ip and you'll notice nothing is formatted pretty.
 

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Omgs!!! You found my porn! >.<
Does it turn you on?

:D

Mod: No, but I can edit. I can't create anything, it's that cruel knowing nothing is safe, knowing everything is safe, but only knowing somethings is dangerous. I'm Dangerous.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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