"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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For all you gamers bent on blood and explosions, this is for you.

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Unreal Tournament 2004, with heavy modification (and modification to modifications) :D
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http://24.226.38.2/UT2004 Mod Teaser/
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Over 60 screenshots to piss your pants with, with such things as attack helicopters, homing missiles, rocket launchers, sniper rifles, automatic weapons, gauss rifles (remember MechWarrior?), and every other little trinket and gadget bent on mass murdering not-so-innocent bots. :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Docs said:
Stares at 2816 posts to 54....
Yeah, ok.


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Accorditg to him: You're a troll. I'm a troll. Desdinova is a troll. Francisco is a Troll... {And some others. I forget which other threads he posted in and I don't give a sh*t to find out.}

And most everyone else. All the posts I read by him have called someone a troll.


Hey Docs. Doesn't DJDoomage look alot like DJDamage? Coincidence? I think not.
 

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I dunno, I could make a addy that says Call_Me_Daddi and I could be legit. (Say...maybe he's that John_Dildo somebody dolt that tried flame baiting a few of the guys here..)

Meh...on topic now...did you take a look?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yeah. Do you know how hard it is to take 80 screenshots, delete 20 of them, write up all the code to format it into clickable pictures, add captions for each one, split it into 7 pages, add the page change codes. Bah. I don't care if it's unfinished. Go look around my ip and you'll notice nothing is formatted pretty.
 

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Omgs!!! You found my porn! >.<
Does it turn you on?

:D

Mod: No, but I can edit. I can't create anything, it's that cruel knowing nothing is safe, knowing everything is safe, but only knowing somethings is dangerous. I'm Dangerous.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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