speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Hopefully not, but open to suggestions and updates...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Football fans: Will Nick Saban be the coach at Alabama?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
I can think of 40 million reasons why it's gonna be a tough decision.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Saben took the money! I guess 32 million dollars and a coush 8 year position was too good to pass up.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
war eagle!!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
He get's a 6,000- 7,000 dollar bonus for every year he gets the tide to a bowl game!
Screw to he dolphins. I'm sure the thought Saben had running through his mind when he signed that contract was nothing less then "I'm rich! biatch!"
Screw to he dolphins. I'm sure the thought Saben had running through his mind when he signed that contract was nothing less then "I'm rich! biatch!"
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Got that money in the bank...
As a Dolphins fan, i'm glad to see him go. His track record of jumping ship made his decision pretty obvious to most people.
I'll admit, the money is almost too good to pass up. But to some, the prospect of resolving unfinished business is enough drive. At least he didn't muck around too much, we can get on with our off-season now.
I'll admit, the money is almost too good to pass up. But to some, the prospect of resolving unfinished business is enough drive. At least he didn't muck around too much, we can get on with our off-season now.
Faded Image
Senior Don Juan
Penkitten, Please tell me that you're not an Awbarn (Auburn, just an inside joke) fan!!!penkitten said:
Cause I was born and raised in Tuscaloosa, AL
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
insanity
Master Don Juan
patriots comeback ruled tonite!!! i was at the gym and all the buff dudes were going for the other team and when the patriots won i nearly jumped off the stairmaster. they weren't impressed.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Whats up with the stupid Patriots crap?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yes and i lived in tuscaloosa outskirts at one time and even had my second child at a tuscaloosa hospital .Faded Image said:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Doesn't matter, Florida is gonna ruin everybody's s.hit again this year anyways! Go Gators!! :cheer: