"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Football fans: Will Nick Saban be the coach at Alabama?

Will Nick Saban be the next coach at Alabama?

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 83.3%
  • No

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Total voters
    6

speed dawg

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Hopefully not, but open to suggestions and updates...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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PRMoon

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I can think of 40 million reasons why it's gonna be a tough decision.
 

Taviii

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I voted no, although I have no idea what you guys are talking about...
 

PRMoon

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Saben took the money! I guess 32 million dollars and a coush 8 year position was too good to pass up.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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mpimpin

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ROLL TIDE!!! Saban is now the highest paid NCAAF coach. I just hope it pays off.
 

PRMoon

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He get's a 6,000- 7,000 dollar bonus for every year he gets the tide to a bowl game!

Screw to he dolphins. I'm sure the thought Saben had running through his mind when he signed that contract was nothing less then "I'm rich! biatch!"
 

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Got that money in the bank...
 

KillaCam

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As a Dolphins fan, i'm glad to see him go. His track record of jumping ship made his decision pretty obvious to most people.

I'll admit, the money is almost too good to pass up. But to some, the prospect of resolving unfinished business is enough drive. At least he didn't muck around too much, we can get on with our off-season now.
 

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penkitten said:
war eagle!!
Penkitten, Please tell me that you're not an Awbarn (Auburn, just an inside joke) fan!!!
Cause I was born and raised in Tuscaloosa, AL
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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patriots comeback ruled tonite!!! i was at the gym and all the buff dudes were going for the other team and when the patriots won i nearly jumped off the stairmaster. they weren't impressed.
 

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Whats up with the stupid Patriots crap?
 

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Penkitten, Please tell me that you're not an Awbarn (Auburn, just an inside joke) fan!!!
Cause I was born and raised in Tuscaloosa, AL
yes and i lived in tuscaloosa outskirts at one time and even had my second child at a tuscaloosa hospital .
 

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Doesn't matter, Florida is gonna ruin everybody's s.hit again this year anyways! Go Gators!! :cheer:
 
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