"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Football fans: Will Nick Saban be the coach at Alabama?

Will Nick Saban be the next coach at Alabama?

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 83.3%
  • No

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Total voters
    6

speed dawg

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Hopefully not, but open to suggestions and updates...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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PRMoon

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I can think of 40 million reasons why it's gonna be a tough decision.
 

Taviii

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I voted no, although I have no idea what you guys are talking about...
 

PRMoon

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Saben took the money! I guess 32 million dollars and a coush 8 year position was too good to pass up.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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mpimpin

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ROLL TIDE!!! Saban is now the highest paid NCAAF coach. I just hope it pays off.
 

PRMoon

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He get's a 6,000- 7,000 dollar bonus for every year he gets the tide to a bowl game!

Screw to he dolphins. I'm sure the thought Saben had running through his mind when he signed that contract was nothing less then "I'm rich! biatch!"
 

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Got that money in the bank...
 

KillaCam

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As a Dolphins fan, i'm glad to see him go. His track record of jumping ship made his decision pretty obvious to most people.

I'll admit, the money is almost too good to pass up. But to some, the prospect of resolving unfinished business is enough drive. At least he didn't muck around too much, we can get on with our off-season now.
 

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penkitten said:
war eagle!!
Penkitten, Please tell me that you're not an Awbarn (Auburn, just an inside joke) fan!!!
Cause I was born and raised in Tuscaloosa, AL
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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patriots comeback ruled tonite!!! i was at the gym and all the buff dudes were going for the other team and when the patriots won i nearly jumped off the stairmaster. they weren't impressed.
 

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Whats up with the stupid Patriots crap?
 

penkitten

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Penkitten, Please tell me that you're not an Awbarn (Auburn, just an inside joke) fan!!!
Cause I was born and raised in Tuscaloosa, AL
yes and i lived in tuscaloosa outskirts at one time and even had my second child at a tuscaloosa hospital .
 

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Doesn't matter, Florida is gonna ruin everybody's s.hit again this year anyways! Go Gators!! :cheer:
 
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