Reyaj
Master Don Juan
Obviously I am reading something while doing this but happens every f#$*(# time!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Foot always falls asleep when taking a dump
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
backseatjuan
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I myself love to take my time with my sh!t, both feet go asleep. Though, lately I make it quick, just go in, dump, and out. I bet you're not eating soups. Your diet should include soup every day, otherwise you develop all kinds of diseases.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This may sound silly, but is your toilet seat high, such that it cuts off the circulation at the back of the thigh? Guaranteed foot numb there.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Desdinova
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I hate having to 5hit in the middle of the things I'm trying to accomplish. I also hate sneezing and sleeping. There's too much necessary and awesome stuff that I need to get done. Such stupid fvcking necessary bodily functions.
zekko
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I don't spend hours but I notice I've always taken more time probably than the average person. I like to make sure I'm finished, for one thing. If there's one thing that annoys me, it's having to go back later to finish the job. There's a lot of variation by the individual here. I've known girls who take less time to dump a load than to go number one.
speed dawg
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Reyaj
Master Don Juan
wtf is this! Who doesn't like taking their time when they are dropping a deuce? I actually read a lot of sosuave when I'm on the john.
Do any of you have your foot fall asleep? Stop trying to act cool and be f$*#(*$ honest!
Do any of you have your foot fall asleep? Stop trying to act cool and be f$*#(*$ honest!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Atom Smasher
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Reyaj
Master Don Juan
lol I'll give that one to you, well playedI do believe this is affecting the quality of your posts.
Just messin' with ya!