Foot always falls asleep when taking a dump

[Reyaj]

Obviously I am reading something while doing this but happens every f#$*(# time!

 

[Billtx49]

Sitting on it Way too long. If you want to read, go find a comfortable chair.
That time factor ups your hemmorhoid risk also.

 

[backseatjuan]

I myself love to take my time with my sh!t, both feet go asleep. Though, lately I make it quick, just go in, dump, and out. I bet you're not eating soups. Your diet should include soup every day, otherwise you develop all kinds of diseases.

 

[Atom Smasher]

This may sound silly, but is your toilet seat high, such that it cuts off the circulation at the back of the thigh? Guaranteed foot numb there.

 

[homie]

I've never understood those who spend hours sitting on toilet, reading, smoking etc. I always just dump it real quick and only go there when I feel I am ready lol

 

[dasein]

Is there a patent on La Z Boy toilet combinations I wonder? Just a thought.

 

[Desdinova]

I hate having to 5hit in the middle of the things I'm trying to accomplish. I also hate sneezing and sleeping. There's too much necessary and awesome stuff that I need to get done. Such stupid fvcking necessary bodily functions.

 

[zekko]

I've never understood those who spend hours sitting on toilet, reading, smoking etc. I always just dump it real quick and only go there when I feel I am ready lol

I don't spend hours but I notice I've always taken more time probably than the average person. I like to make sure I'm finished, for one thing. If there's one thing that annoys me, it's having to go back later to finish the job. There's a lot of variation by the individual here. I've known girls who take less time to dump a load than to go number one.

 

[speed dawg]

Obviously I am reading something while doing this but happens every f#$*(# time!

Go to 4:12

 

[Reyaj]

wtf is this! Who doesn't like taking their time when they are dropping a deuce? I actually read a lot of sosuave when I'm on the john.

Do any of you have your foot fall asleep? Stop trying to act cool and be f$*#(*$ honest!

 

[Atom Smasher]

wtf is this! Who doesn't like taking their time when they are dropping a deuce? I actually read a lot of sosuave when I'm on the john.

I do believe this is affecting the quality of your posts.

Just messin' with ya!

 

[Reyaj]

I do believe this is affecting the quality of your posts.

Just messin' with ya!

lol I'll give that one to you, well played