"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Foot always falls asleep when taking a dump

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sitting on it Way too long. If you want to read, go find a comfortable chair.
That time factor ups your hemmorhoid risk also.
 
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I myself love to take my time with my sh!t, both feet go asleep. Though, lately I make it quick, just go in, dump, and out. I bet you're not eating soups. Your diet should include soup every day, otherwise you develop all kinds of diseases.
 

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This may sound silly, but is your toilet seat high, such that it cuts off the circulation at the back of the thigh? Guaranteed foot numb there.
 

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I've never understood those who spend hours sitting on toilet, reading, smoking etc. I always just dump it real quick and only go there when I feel I am ready lol
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Is there a patent on La Z Boy toilet combinations I wonder? Just a thought.
 

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I hate having to 5hit in the middle of the things I'm trying to accomplish. I also hate sneezing and sleeping. There's too much necessary and awesome stuff that I need to get done. Such stupid fvcking necessary bodily functions.
 

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I've never understood those who spend hours sitting on toilet, reading, smoking etc. I always just dump it real quick and only go there when I feel I am ready lol
I don't spend hours but I notice I've always taken more time probably than the average person. I like to make sure I'm finished, for one thing. If there's one thing that annoys me, it's having to go back later to finish the job. There's a lot of variation by the individual here. I've known girls who take less time to dump a load than to go number one.
 

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wtf is this! Who doesn't like taking their time when they are dropping a deuce? I actually read a lot of sosuave when I'm on the john.

Do any of you have your foot fall asleep? Stop trying to act cool and be f$*#(*$ honest!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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wtf is this! Who doesn't like taking their time when they are dropping a deuce? I actually read a lot of sosuave when I'm on the john.
I do believe this is affecting the quality of your posts.

Just messin' with ya! ;)
 
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